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Players: | 92/800 | Votes: | 3767 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 14 |
Lunar Scepters Activated: | 7 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 2 |
Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 2 |
Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 3 | Sentient Weapons Trained: | 6 |
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 20 |
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 7 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 16 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 8830 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 21 |
Join us and witness Goofy himself mocking you for being a virgin. And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this – our server is filled with magical unicorns that poop out diamonds! That’s right, you heard me. Diamonds.
But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground club where all the coolest players hang out. Rumor has it that Notch himself makes surprise appearances to challenge players to a dance-off.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server and let the virginity jokes and diamond-pooping unicorns begin! Hyuck hyuck!