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Players: | 91/700 | Votes: | 5797 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Divine Relics Bestowed: | 7 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 7 |
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 10 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 7 |
Mythical Swords Crafted: | 90 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 21 |
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 6 | Infernal Machines Built: | 0 |
Animals Bred: | 188 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 3 |
Epic Shields Constructed: | 25 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 4 |
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 | Votes: | 5947 |
Join us and witness Goofy himself mocking you for being a virgin. And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this – our server is filled with magical unicorns that poop out diamonds! That’s right, you heard me. Diamonds.
But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground club where all the coolest players hang out. Rumor has it that Notch himself makes surprise appearances to challenge players to a dance-off.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server and let the virginity jokes and diamond-pooping unicorns begin! Hyuck hyuck!