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Players: | 101/800 | Votes: | 5373 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 3 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 |
Haunted Chests Opened: | 6 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 |
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: | 4 | Gryphons Tamed: | 2 |
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 |
Ancient Ruins Explored: | 1 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 18 |
Dark Rituals Completed: | 6 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 7 |
Mythical Swords Crafted: | 75 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 |
Join us and witness Goofy himself mocking you for being a virgin. And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this – our server is filled with magical unicorns that poop out diamonds! That’s right, you heard me. Diamonds.
But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground club where all the coolest players hang out. Rumor has it that Notch himself makes surprise appearances to challenge players to a dance-off.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server and let the virginity jokes and diamond-pooping unicorns begin! Hyuck hyuck!