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Players: | 91/500 | Votes: | 7968 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Backwards Speech Heard: | 5 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 2 |
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 2 | Rune Stones Activated: | 4 |
Soul Swords Wielded: | 1 | Epic Battles Fought: | 17 |
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 5 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 2 |
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 4 |
Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 1 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 10 |
Titanic Battles Fought: | 10 | Infinity Stones Found: | 2 |
Join us and witness Goofy himself mocking you for being a virgin. And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this – our server is filled with magical unicorns that poop out diamonds! That’s right, you heard me. Diamonds.
But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground club where all the coolest players hang out. Rumor has it that Notch himself makes surprise appearances to challenge players to a dance-off.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server and let the virginity jokes and diamond-pooping unicorns begin! Hyuck hyuck!