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Players: | 91/600 | Votes: | 9140 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Rainbows Spotted: | 5 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 2 |
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 6 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 6 |
Vanishing Items Found: | 4 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 6 |
Powerful Allies Recruited: | 5 | Pirate Ships Raided: | 1 |
Magical Frogs Kissed: | 3 | Treasure Maps Found: | 4 |
Gryphons Tamed: | 2 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 |
Elemental Crystals Collected: | 60 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 7 |
Join us and witness Goofy himself mocking you for being a virgin. And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this – our server is filled with magical unicorns that poop out diamonds! That’s right, you heard me. Diamonds.
But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground club where all the coolest players hang out. Rumor has it that Notch himself makes surprise appearances to challenge players to a dance-off.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server and let the virginity jokes and diamond-pooping unicorns begin! Hyuck hyuck!