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Players: | 94/400 | Votes: | 506 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Vanishing Items Found: | 2 | Magical Moments Shared: | 14 |
Cursed Swords Broken: | 1 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 5 |
Chimeras Created: | 4 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 9 |
Undead Armies Raised: | 4 | Runes Activated: | 3 |
Phoenix Feathers Found: | 6 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 2 |
Cursed Scrolls Read: | 4 | Eternal Flames Captured: | 3 |
Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 3 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 |
Join us and witness Goofy himself mocking you for being a virgin. And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this – our server is filled with magical unicorns that poop out diamonds! That’s right, you heard me. Diamonds.
But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground club where all the coolest players hang out. Rumor has it that Notch himself makes surprise appearances to challenge players to a dance-off.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server and let the virginity jokes and diamond-pooping unicorns begin! Hyuck hyuck!