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Players: | 96/400 | Votes: | 6634 |
Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
Whispering Shadows Heard: | 0 | Zombie Dances: | 0 |
Lunar Scepters Activated: | 6 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 3 |
Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 5 | Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 |
Astral Amulets Crafted: | 24 | Herobrine Sightings: | 1 |
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 2 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 8 |
Dragonkin Hatched: | 3 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 |
Mythical Quests Completed: | 36 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 |
Join us and witness Goofy himself mocking you for being a virgin. And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this – our server is filled with magical unicorns that poop out diamonds! That’s right, you heard me. Diamonds.
But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground club where all the coolest players hang out. Rumor has it that Notch himself makes surprise appearances to challenge players to a dance-off.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server and let the virginity jokes and diamond-pooping unicorns begin! Hyuck hyuck!