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Players: | 100/500 | Votes: | 6195 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Crops Grown: | 2546 | Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 10 |
Fairy Circles Danced In: | 11 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 |
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 | Vanishing Items Found: | 2 |
Animals Bred: | 30 | Runes Activated: | 2 |
Glitched Entities Encountered: | 2 | Holy Grails Found: | 5 |
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 7 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 30 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 1 |
Join us and witness Goofy himself mocking you for being a virgin. And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this – our server is filled with magical unicorns that poop out diamonds! That’s right, you heard me. Diamonds.
But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground club where all the coolest players hang out. Rumor has it that Notch himself makes surprise appearances to challenge players to a dance-off.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server and let the virginity jokes and diamond-pooping unicorns begin! Hyuck hyuck!