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Players: | 94/1000 | Votes: | 7245 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Legendary Scepters Created: | 2 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 5 |
Mythical Swords Crafted: | 98 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 4 |
Evil Twin Fights: | 2 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 23 |
Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 5 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 8 |
Shadow Realms Conquered: | 1 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 5 |
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 1 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 2 |
New Chunks Explored: | 107369 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 |
Join us and witness Goofy himself mocking you for being a virgin. And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about this – our server is filled with magical unicorns that poop out diamonds! That’s right, you heard me. Diamonds.
But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground club where all the coolest players hang out. Rumor has it that Notch himself makes surprise appearances to challenge players to a dance-off.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft server and let the virginity jokes and diamond-pooping unicorns begin! Hyuck hyuck!