Goofy’s Climax Craze

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join our epic minecraft server where the sheep are actually secret agents plotting to take over the world with their woolly powers. you can ride on the backs of flying pigs and battle evil chickens armed with diamond swords. the lava flows with chocolate and the trees drop candy instead of leaves. also, rumor has it that if you find the hidden golden potato, you will gain the ability to shoot lasers from your eyes. so come on, what are you waiting for? join now and experience the madness!

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	7

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Flash

PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

It’s a NO RULES server, you can do anything on the server, the thing on the server is to make bases and play with your friends! THE version IS 1.14.4 ======================================================== It’s a server without rules, you can do anything on the server, the thing about the server is to make bases and play with your friends! The version is 1.14.4

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Blood Moons Survived:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Cubehaven

Adult, BUILD, Custom MiniGames, Land Claim, Landprotection, smp, Survival

We are a predominantly adult (18+) community who enjoy stories, lore, folktales, mythology, sci-fi and mini-games/events which we work into our builds, books and NPCS when we use them. If you are an adult Minecrafter, RPGer or Interactive Fiction enthusiast looking for a mature gaming community, you might find our style interesting.

Come visit us at cubehaven.mc.gg with your Java Client but apply first at http://minecraft.cianaodh.com/apply-for-minecraft-server/ .We began work on this new world in August of 2023 and are currently running PaperMC for version 1.20.1 but we use ViaVersion and ViaBackwards so any client should be able to join. We’ve been around as a community since about 2017 and have had other worlds which are archived and sometimes made accessible via multi-verse.

We might be old but we still have game.

Even though we’ve been around awhile, we still have much work to do on this world and are in the early stages on a lot of projects, so, some things are still very primitive. We work on it a bit every day and have big plans for the future. You’re welcome to come along for the ride if you wish.

Most of our players are either adults or the teenage offspring of our adult players. PLEASE BE 18 OR OLDER TO JOIN or 13 and older with a parent or guardian member who can vouch for you. All players must behave maturely to remain as our content is of a mature nature but not x rated by any means. We run in survival mode with hard difficulty level but enjoy a casual atmosphere and laid back community.

Our players like to build shopping districts, towns and nations. We encourage cooperative gameplay and interaction between the players. We do allow PvP outside of the build zones for those who prefer a little Anarchy but our main focus is on community, economy and storytelling to go along with our building projects.

Plugins for quality of life and to keep it interesting.

Our server runs several plugins for game enhancement including Mythic Mobs, Grief Prevention, McMMO and Citizens 2 NPCs among others. For a full list, please see our website at the link below. We have an application process to verify age and compatibility with our community which you will find on the website under the Apply tab.

Thank you in advance for any interest and feedback. I do want to be clear and concise in my ads so as to attract players who are a good fit for our playing style and us for theirs as well. See our website for more details:

http://minecraft.cianaodh.com/

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

AnarchyPifC

Anarchy, Survival

Hello there! Are you looking for an anarchy server, but you don’t wan’t to wait 7 hours to join? Well you’re in luck! Cause a brand new anarchy server just started! There are no rules! Hack, swear, grief, anything! -1.14.4 -Java -Hacks allowed

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

NationCraft

Anarchy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

It all begins with a leader. Maybe you want to build an empire. Maybe you want to turn a hobby into something more. Or maybe you have a creative project to share with the world. Whatever it is, Nation Craft is the all-encompassing Minecraft server where you can make your visions come to life.

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	20
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Full sick mc

Crates, Jobs, Multiplayer Survival, Quests

Server IP: play.full-sick.com

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Ng network craft

Kit PvP, smp, Survival

Server IP: de2.bot-hosting.net

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Un Server Sin Ley

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

A Lawless Server is a Minecraft server where only the best will succeed!

We have a Fortnite-like battle pass, missions, additional achievements and endless possibilities with the plots!

We also have a system of protections and cities, economy system, auctions and much more!

You can create your own team within the server along with other people with whom you can collaborate and talk with them through our discord (we will create a channel for you) or if you prefer you can try to join one of the teams created by other players. There is PvP in unprotected areas.

Es un survival similar a DeadWorld (DeadPlayers).

WARNING! Just because it’s lawless doesn’t mean you can use hacks!

Join the discord to see the tutorials and how everything works https://discord.gg/g9ksxxW

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	6	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Coldplay Network

Earth, Economy, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

We hope to make a warm space for people to play together, that’s why Coldplay Network was created. Join our Discord and enjoy the game!

Currently we have the following gamemodes:

Planet – 1:1000 Earth SMP, you can build up your towns even cities here, but keep in mind that it has keep inventory disabled Creative Land – Towny server with special generators Block Games – includes skyblock and caveblock,

If you have any questions, feel free to ask our admins on our forum or Discord

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31	Villages Defended:	13

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Industrial mc

Earth, Economy, Geopolitical, Quests, Towny

Geopolitical Earth Towny Server. Join a nation or create your own, establish yourself as a world power and dominate your region. Trade with other players and build the economy.

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Love Letters Sent:	16
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Craft Hermit

Survival, Vanilla

This is my public remake of HermitCraft PLEASE NOTE IF NO ONE IS ONLINE THE SERVER WILL SHUT DOWN What is HermitCraft? From description of the subreddit: “HermitCraft is a private, whitelisted, vanilla Minecraft server created for YouTube content creators and Twitch streamers. Members often post videos on their channels which can be found below.

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Star Shards Collected:	276

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

MineChess

Mini Games

Welcome to MineChess an awesome Pve and Pvp experience like no other with custom mobs, items, abilities and skins. We are hosting a parkour even that is up until we are ready for beta launch. There are 10 players per battle so you must be the top 3 left alive to gain rankings, or play casual and just have fun. Create special gamemodes with edited options of how your game will play. Also have the ability to turn off particles entirely from our resource pack.

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13
Cozy Campfires Lit:	12	Falling into the Void:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Galactic prisons

Prison

Galactic Prisons is a space-themed Minecraft prison server with all the latest Mods, Crates, Keys and so much more.

IP: 149.56.179.244:25575Discord: https://discord.gg/zKZxdP8fuF

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	30	Epic Quests Completed:	17
Divine Spears Created:	29	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

MegaRealms Survival

Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to MegaRealms!MegaRealms is a young semi-vanilla, LONG TERM, SMP server looking for more players to join our no-grief friendly community! There is a place for you!

+ Economy + Land Claims + Quests + FAST SERVER – No Lag + Professional Admins + And More! IP:play.megarealms.net

Website:http://megarealms.net Discord:https://discord.gg/KcFxvJJGcmThank you and see you there!

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Argon Network

Creative, Economy, Survival

Argon Network Is currently a creative server as well as a Minecraft World SMP server. Explore the REAL world in minecraft! JOIN ARGONCRAFT.NET NOW!

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	89	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Slidemc

Server IP: slidemc.gbnodes.host

Updated November 10, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!