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| Players: | 105/300 | Votes: | 8992 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Arcane Towers Raised: | 1 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 |
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 22 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 8 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 4 |
| Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 40 | Reality Warps Survived: | 2 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 5 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 10 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 20 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 1 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 8 |
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