Goldvault | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Dad Puts On Eyes Wide Shut Minecraft SMP

dad, desire, Drama, EYES, eyes wide shut, FANTASY, forbidden love, Marriage, Masks, Minecraft, movie night, Mystery, Nicole Kidman, Provocative, Psychological, puts, secret society, seduction, sexual tension, shut, smp, stanley kubrick, temptation, Thriller, Tom Cruise, wide

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	98/300	Votes:	9122
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Void Armor Forged:	30
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	190
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to have fun and let your creativity run wild! Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and non-stop laughter.

Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, a player built a giant roller coaster that went so fast, it actually launched them into another dimension where they had to fight off a horde of zombie pigmen with nothing but a carrot. True story.

But that’s not all! We also have secret underground bunkers filled with treasure, a hidden village of friendly llamas who will trade you diamonds for cookies, and a magical forest where the trees sing show tunes. And don’t even get me started on the annual llama rodeo competition.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP and see where the adventure takes you. Just remember, anything can happen when dad puts on Eyes Wide Shut.

HubbylessGiftsCraft

appreciation, christmas gifts, Communication, compromise, Effort, exhaustion, Expectations, family, Friends, gift giving, Help, HubbylessGiftsCraft, husband, Marriage, Pregnancy, Presents, relationships, shopping, Support, teamwork, Understanding

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	90/300	Votes:	9474
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Villages Defended:	12	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Gods Slained:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	3

🤣 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggle of carrying the gift-giving burden all by yourself! 🎁 Join us if you’re tired of being the only one putting in the effort during the holiday season!

🎅 Picture this: you’re trying to buy gifts for 20 people, but your partner is as helpful as a block of dirt. 🪨 You’re left to do all the work while they sit back and relax. Sound familiar? Then this server is perfect for you!

🎄 We promise a jolly good time as you navigate through the virtual world, collecting gifts and spreading joy – without the stress of doing it all alone! And hey, if your partner doesn’t pull their weight, you can always leave their name off the presents. 😂 Who needs credit anyway?

🤶 So grab your pickaxe and join us for a hilarious adventure filled with gift-giving drama and virtual holiday cheer! Who knew Minecraft could be so relatable? 😉🎮

MineCraftMania

Downtime, Entertainment, Free Time, hobbies, hobbies and interests, hobbies for adults, hobbies for couples, hobbies for creative people, hobbies for extroverts, hobbies for introverts, hobbies for kids, hobbies for men, hobbies for nature lovers, hobbies for seniors, hobbies for women, interests, leisure activities, MinecraftMania, pastimes, recreational pursuits, Relaxation

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	110/800	Votes:	2503
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0

Do you spend your free time staring at a blank wall, counting the seconds until you can go back to work or school? Well, my friend, it’s time to spice up your life with our epic Minecraft server!

Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with unicorns, flying pigs, and talking trees. Our server is so awesome that even the Ender Dragon wants to hang out with us.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is rumored to be haunted by the ghost of a creeper who just wants to be friends. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft journey of your life!

RedstoneRumble Minecraft Server

CASUALTIES, Conflict, death toll, eastern europe, Government, Identification, international relations, investigation, Journalism, Media, Military, military intervention, Minecraft, News, Propaganda, putin, RedstoneRumble, Reporting, Russian soldiers, Server, Ukraine, War

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	97/100	Votes:	495
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Demon Skulls Collected:	40
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	4546	Royal Courts Attended:	0

omg u guys u gotta join this minecraft server its like so epic u wont believe it. like, we got russian soldiers fighting in ukraine or something, like wut even is that. u can join and be part of the action, maybe even save some soldiers from getting killed. its like a war zone but in minecraft, so u know its gonna be lit. join now and be a hero or something, idk just do it cuz its gonna be wild.

Elon’s Far-Right Craft

billionaire, controversial, controversy, Craft, elon musk, Elons, entrepreneur, Europe, extremism, far right, FarRight, Global, influence, innovation, leadership, Media, Politics, populism, public opinion, social media, spacex, Technology, tesla

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	107/800	Votes:	9697
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	94	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Magic Crystals Found:	12
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12

so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, man. u know why? cuz elon musk, yeah, that dude, he like, courts europe’s surging far right on this server. like, he’s all about that crazy stuff, man. u gotta join this server to see all the wild shenanigans he’s up to. it’s like, out of this world, bro. plus, there’s like, diamond armor for days and creepers that explode in rainbows. it’s a total party, dude. so come join us and let’s get this party started, yeehaw!

NOVA

Anarchy, banned, base building, Chat, christmas, Community, Dupe, Friends, gb, gift, Griefing, grow, HACKING, Join, Minecraft, moderated, Nova, Obbi roof, Player Base, PvP, Resets, Server

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	101/100	Votes:	6612
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Towns Built:	10
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4

Minecraft Server Overview

Features	Description
Hacking Allowed	Players are allowed to use hacking tools on the server.
Griefing Allowed	Players can grief each other’s builds on the server.
Base Building	Players can build their own bases and structures.
PvP	Players can engage in player versus player combat.
No Resets	The server will never be reset.
Unmoderated Chat	Chat is not moderated, allowing players to freely communicate.
Large Storage	The server has 200GB of storage.
Obbi Roof	Obbi roof and 2 nether highways already built.

Join our discord: http://discord.gg/nova-anarchy

Java IP: Nova-anarchy.net

FAQs

Q: Can I hack on the server?

A: Yes, hacking is allowed on the server.

Q: Is griefing allowed?

A: Yes, players are allowed to grief each other’s builds.

Q: Will the server ever reset?

A: No, the server will never be reset.

Q: Is chat moderated?

A: No, chat is not moderated on the server.

Q: How much storage does the server have?

A: The server has 200GB of storage.

Gulfie Westerners 1.21.2

1.21.2, Communication, cross-cultural awareness, Cultural differences, cultural exchange, cultural respect, cultural sensitivity, Diversity, Empathy, global citizenship, Gulfie, gulfies, intercultural communication, international relations, mutual respect, perspective, prejudice, Respect, Stereotypes, tolerance, Understanding, westerners

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	100/600	Votes:	930
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	1
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Void Armor Forged:	16	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10

Yo, bros and broettes, if you wanna join this Minecraft server, you gotta come hang with us Gulfies! We’re like the cool kids on the block, except our block is made of virtual blocks in Minecraft. We demand respect from all you Westerners, so if you wanna learn some manners while building epic structures, this is the place to be! Plus, we have camels in the game for transportation, because why ride a boring horse when you can ride a majestic camel through the desert? Join us now and show some love for the Gulfies!

Minecraft SMP: ITT Sex Scenes

arousing, Disgusting, Erotic, explicit, funny, graphic, hot, INTENSE, ITT, lustful, Minecraft, Naughty, passionate, Poetic, Provocative, Romantic, Scenes, seductive, Sensual, sex, sex scenes, smp, Steamy, Subtle, titillating

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	103/800	Votes:	5494
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	17	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	7898

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have a good time! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of building your own empire, battling fierce mobs, and maybe even finding love in the pixelated world.

Our server is home to the most epic player base you’ll ever meet. From the poetic builders who create stunning masterpieces with every block they place, to the disgusting pranksters who will fill your house with chickens just for laughs.

But don’t worry, we also have the subtle players who will sneak up on you and steal all your diamonds without you even noticing. And let’s not forget about the funny ones who will make you laugh until you cry with their hilarious antics.

Looking for a little romance? Our server is the place to be! You might just find your pixelated soulmate while exploring the vast world together.

And for those who like it hot, we have intense PVP battles that will get your heart racing and your adrenaline pumping. Join us if you dare, but be warned – once you enter our world, you may never want to leave.

TableTimeTussle

aita, Argument, city, Communication, dessert menu, embarrassed, fact, hostess, husband, Movie, opinion, reservations, RESPONSIBILITY, Restaurant, Rushed, solo diner, Table, TableTimeTussle, time limit, waitress, wrong

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	93/900	Votes:	8918
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Runes Activated:	6	Endless Legions Commanded:	20
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	44	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	43
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that serves up drama hotter than a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server, where even ordering dessert can lead to a full-blown showdown!

Join us for a dining experience like no other, where the hostess sets the rules and you better follow them if you want to keep your blocky head intact. Will you risk ordering that extra slice of cake and face the wrath of your fellow players? Only one way to find out!

But beware, the tables are close together and the solo diners are always listening. Who knows what kind of chaos will erupt when you dare to speak up about table time limits? Will you be the next player to face the ultimate question: Am I the blocky a-hole?

So come on down to our server and see if you have what it takes to survive the ultimate Minecraft dining experience. Just remember, dessert is always worth the drama!

Crafting Diamonds in Virtual Reality

advancement, bewildered, Communication, comprehension, confusion, Crafting, diamonds, digital age, Evolution, futuristic, information overload, innovation, language barrier, mind-boggling, MODERN, perplexed, perplexing, progress, rapid change, Reality, Sentence, Technology, time travel, virtual

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	96/400	Votes:	4302
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	Dark Rituals Completed:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	40	Magic Crystals Found:	13
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Chaos Gates Opened:	3

Join our Minecraft server and experience the thrill of riding llamas into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen while wearing a suit made entirely of diamonds! Trust us, you haven’t lived until you’ve built a roller coaster that launches you into the Nether realm where you can challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to befriend a talking creeper who will guide you through a maze of exploding sheep to find the legendary golden potato of destiny. So come on, what are you waiting for? Your pixelated adventure awaits!

KhersonCraft: Attack of the Russian Creepers

Attack, cancer treatment center, civilians, Condemnation, Conflict, CREEPERS, Cruelty, eastern europe, heinous act, human rights violation, international law, Kherson, KhersonCraft, military aggression, Political unrest, Russian, Russian attack, targeted attack, Tragedy, Ukraine, violence, War Crimes, world news, Zelensky

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	98/900	Votes:	3542
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Void Gems Collected:	22
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Secret Passages Found:	6	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1

so like, imagine this: u join this crazy minecraft server and u get to be part of this epic battle against the evil russians who are trying to attack a cancer treatment center in kherson. like, who even does that? but don’t worry, our fearless leader zelensky is there to save the day and lead us to victory! join us and fight against this heinous act of cruelty while building epic structures and mining for diamonds. plus, we have llamas that shoot lasers out of their eyes. yeah, you heard that right. so come join the fun and let’s show those russians who’s boss!

MINEGANT Servers MINEGANT.UZ Donate mgminegant.uz Minecraft server

alt, banner, description, Donate, image, Lazy, mgminegant.uz, Minecraft, MINEGANT, MINEGANT.UZ, OWNER, personal account, Server, Servers, Title

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	95/400	Votes:	8326
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	19	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	37	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Crops Grown:	8532
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2

The owner of the server “MINEGANT Servers MINEGANT.UZ Donat mgminegant.uz” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

mc.minegant.uz

Pixel Haven 1.20.1

1.20.1, 92022955, Haven, long tail tags, Numbers, PIXEL, previous

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	94/100	Votes:	8896
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	1299	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Runes Activated:	5	Ores Mined:	1008
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2

Yo, bros and broettes, you gotta join this epic Minecraft server, like seriously, it’s off the charts nuts!

We got flying pigs that shoot laser beams out of their eyes, like what even is reality anymore?

And don’t even get me started on the giant rainbow unicorn that farts out diamonds, like who needs a diamond pickaxe when you got a unicorn butt?

Plus, our PvP arena is like a crazy circus where clowns juggle TNT and creepers ride unicycles, it’s pure chaos and I love it!

So come join us on this wacky Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination and maybe your sanity, but who needs that anyway?

Toot A Little Fart Minecraft SMP

awkward, bathroom humor, bodily functions, EMBARRASSING, fart, flatulence, funny, gas, humor, Men, Minecraft, odor, room, smell, smp, STINKY, strange, Surprising, toot, UNCOMFORTABLE, unexpected, weird

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	101/100	Votes:	3885
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	11
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Villages Defended:	19	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1

Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where even the farts are out of this world! Join us for a gas-tastic adventure filled with surprises at every corner.

Our server is so epic that even your farts will be legendary – who needs air fresheners when you’ve got a room full of farting men, am I right?

So come on over and join us for a stinky good time, where the only thing louder than the creeper explosions are the sounds of laughter echoing through our virtual world. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and let’s make some memories that will leave you gasping for air (in more ways than one)!

FriendlessCraft Minecraft Server

busy weekend, cat, college, DISRESPECTFUL, distant, family, foster kitten, FriendlessCraft, Friends, home, host, husband, ignoring, Minecraft, Polite, Pregnant, Rude, Server, Socialize, Unannounced, Upset, violated

🔥🔥🔥

Players:	96/800	Votes:	9795
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	91
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Players Killed by Monsters:	2133	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Legendary Items Repaired:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that respects your privacy? Look no further than our server! We promise that no one will show up unannounced at your virtual home and let themselves in without permission. Our server is a safe space for all players, whether you’re pregnant with a virtual baby, have a virtual cat, or even a virtual foster kitten.

Join us and avoid the horror of unexpected guests bringing their virtual dog into your virtual home. We guarantee that no one will invade your virtual space without your consent. Plus, our server is filled with exciting adventures and challenges that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

So say goodbye to unwanted visitors and hello to a server where your virtual home is your virtual castle. Join us now and experience the ultimate in virtual hospitality!

Players:	101/200	Votes:	131
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	188	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Demon Skulls Collected:	41	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Love Letters Sent:	18	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	18
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29