Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in teamwork and splitting responsibilities equally…unless you’re a gold digger like my brother-in-law thinks I am! Join us for some epic adventures and build your own empire, all while dodging accusations of living off your spouse’s hard-earned diamonds.

But wait, there’s more! Help cover your in-laws’ vacation expenses because apparently, “family helps family” even if they’ve been roasting you like a marshmallow over a campfire. Don’t worry, we’ll provide the virtual sunscreen for all those burns.

So grab your pickaxe and join us on this wild ride of family drama and Minecraft madness. Who needs therapy when you have a blocky world to escape to? See you on the server, where the only thing more ridiculous than the creepers is the family dynamics!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players: 96/1000 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1 Dragon Scales Harvested: 339
Rune Stones Activated: 8 Whispering Caves Entered: 8
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted: 11 Herobrine Sightings: 6
Meteorites Collected: 0 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 293

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • Dragon Ball Sparking Zero Minecraft Server

    Dragon Ball Sparking Zero Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we embrace the power of amputee privilege! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player with only one arm joined our server and became a PvP legend because they could click their mouse super fast with their one hand. It was like they had the ultimate gaming cheat code!

    But that’s not all – on our server, if you lose a limb in-game, you actually gain special abilities like super speed or the ability to shoot fireballs from your stump. It’s wild, I know. Plus, our community is filled with amputee players who will welcome you with open arms… or lack thereof.

    So come join us on our server and experience the true power of amputee privilege in Minecraft. Who needs all their limbs anyway when you can dominate the game with just one?

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 106/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 10 Reality Warps Survived: 2
    Buildings Constructed: 32 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 3
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 41 Epic Mounts Acquired: 5
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 2 Wyrmholes Dug: 3
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • K I N O O O O M i n e c r a f t S M P

    K I N O O O O  M i n e c r a f t  S M P
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, look no further because KINOOOO is here to save the day! Join us for a wild ride filled with exploding chickens, dancing creepers, and a secret underground society of llamas plotting world domination.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a mythical creature said to grant wishes to those brave enough to find it. Rumor has it that one player even stumbled upon a portal to the Nether that led them straight to a disco party hosted by none other than Notch himself.

    So why waste your time on ordinary servers when you could be part of the insanity that is KINOOOO? Join now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky llamas…

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 92/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Vanishing Items Found: 5 Living Shadows Defeated: 1
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3 Sentient Weapons Trained: 1
    Divine Scrolls Written: 13 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 11
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 3 New Chunks Explored: 386240
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 2 Mythical Swords Crafted: 96

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • DessertGateCraft

    DessertGateCraft
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we serve up some delicious virtual Polish and Spanish cuisine! Join us for a taste of gołąbki (cabbage rolls) and sernik (cottage cheese cake), but beware, if you gag at the sight of these pixelated delicacies, you may face the wrath of our virtual family members.

    Experience the drama of trying new foods in our Minecraft world, where lying about dessert choices can lead to intense arguments and silent treatments. Will you stand your ground and defend your culinary preferences, or will you take a bite of the unknown and discover a new favorite dish?

    Join us on this food-filled adventure and see if you have what it takes to survive the virtual family dinner table! Just remember, in our world, the cake may be a lie, but the sernik is very real.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 105/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 6 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 49
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 7 Epic Shields Constructed: 21
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 15 Immortal Potions Brewed: 5
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0
    Dragon Eggs Found: 830 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • HabitCraft: The Underrated Villager

    HabitCraft: The Underrated Villager
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most unpredictable place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

    Join our server and experience the thrill of riding a flying pig while battling a horde of zombie chickens. Build a house made entirely of diamond blocks and watch as it attracts a swarm of friendly creepers who just want to party.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has a secret talent for baking the most delicious cakes you’ve ever tasted. Join us and witness the epic battle between the dragon and a giant army of angry llamas armed with laser beams.

    So why wait? Join our server now and discover a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding sheep). Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 94/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Gnome Villages Protected: 4 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 8 Astral Projections Made: 1
    Glorious Feasts Held: 15 Elemental Crystals Collected: 57
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4 Soul Contracts Signed: 4
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 6 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 7

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

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  • BoomBorder Minecraft Server

    BoomBorder Minecraft Server
    OMG, u gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server! We got explosions like North Korea blowing up roads near the border with South Korea! It’s lit fam! But don’t worry, we won’t cut ties with u, we just wanna blow stuff up for funsies. Come join us for some explosive adventures and build your own border wall to keep out the creepers. It’s gonna be a blast, literally! Join now before Kim Jong-un decides to nuke us all!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 106/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Astral Projections Made: 2
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 3 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 4
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 8 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 25 Rainbows Spotted: 5
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 2 Titanic Battles Fought: 18

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • TalibanTakedownCraft

    TalibanTakedownCraft
    Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz we got 500 elite Afghan soldiers who fought off them Taliban baddies settlin’ in Britain! like, imagine the stories they gonna tell around the campfire while buildin’ epic castles and fightin’ off creepers. Plus, they got mad skills so you know they gonna be bossin’ it in PVP battles. Come join the fun and be part of this epic adventure, fam!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 99/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Divine Spears Created: 26 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 13
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 5 Legendary Scepters Created: 8
    Chimeras Created: 2 Emeralds Found: 2746
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 4 Invisible Walls Found: 1

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • Tri-PhalliaCraft: 3 Shafts of Fun

    Tri-PhalliaCraft: 3 Shafts of Fun
    Yo, u gotta join dis crazy Minecraft server, cuz we got a dude with 3 PENISES! Yeah, u heard me right, THREE DONGS! It’s like some triphallia shiz up in here. We even did a post-mortem dissection to study the internal anatomy of his triple trouble down there. It’s wild, man! Come join us and see for yourself, it’s a real freak show in the best way possible. Don’t miss out on this once in a lifetime experience, join now!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 107/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6 Pirate Ships Captured: 2
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Endless Mazes Solved: 4
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Immortal Potions Brewed: 12
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 3 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 1
    Eternal Flames Captured: 7 Phantom Rings Equipped: 10

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • Aevorion Realms

    Aevorion Realms

    Aevorion Realms is a dynamic Minecraft SMP where creativity and adventure blend seamlessly. Explore vast, custom-crafted landscapes, build epic structures, and engage in thrilling survival gameplay. Whether you’re forming alliances, embarking on quests, or mastering new challenges, Aevorion Realms offers a unique experience for every player. Join a thriving community and shape your legacy in a world of endless possibilities!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 110/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 14 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 2
    Dragon Eggs Found: 3014 Mythical Quests Completed: 24
    Infernal Machines Built: 1 Astral Projections Made: 2
    Dragonkin Hatched: 4 Chimeras Created: 4
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 1 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 7

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • Pixel Land

    Pixel Land

    We invite you to our Polish BoxPvP server, where pure competition and skills count! Enter the arena, challenge other players and show who is the best. The server offers dynamic PvP fights in closed spaces, as well as a ranking system that allows you to track your progress. Collect resources, upgrade your equipment and climb to the top of the rankings.

    Regular events and PvP challenges await those who want to test their skills. No lag, no compromises – just pure combat. Join us and show your strength on the BoxPvP server!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 107/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Wyrmholes Dug: 10 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 157
    Gods Slained: 2 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4
    Cursed Lands Purified: 8 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4
    Dimension Hops: 14 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 4
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 14 Dragon Scales Harvested: 463

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • TUSA – ANARCHIC SERVER | PURE SPAWN server Minecraft

    TUSA – ANARCHIC SERVER | PURE SPAWN server Minecraft
    The owner of the server “TUSA – ANARCHIC SERVER PURE SPAWN” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 96/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 11 Forbidden Doors Opened: 1
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 Secret Guilds Joined: 2
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 6 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 6 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3
    Dark Rituals Completed: 8 Haunted Chests Opened: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • The BlockyBoi Minecraft SMP

    The BlockyBoi Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of being a shut-in neet with zero friends? Do you want to break free from your dead-end relationship and finally have some fun? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP!

    Join our server and become part of a wacky community where you can make friends, go clubbing on Halloween, and live out all your wildest dreams. Who needs real-life social interactions when you can have virtual ones in our pixelated world?

    We have insane stories to tell, like the time a player built a rollercoaster that accidentally launched them into the sky, or when a group of players formed a secret underground society dedicated to worshipping a block of dirt.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and start living your best virtual life! Who knows, you might even find love (or at least a creeper to keep you company).

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 97/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 2 Eerie Music Discs Played: 5
    Crystal Wands Charged: 15 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3
    Cursed Statues Activated: 3 Werewolf Howls Heard: 1
    Falling into the Void: 2 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1
    Haunted Chests Opened: 9 Divine Spears Created: 18

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • CraftyLoveTriangle

    CraftyLoveTriangle
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the drama is as juicy as a ripe watermelon!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with secret love affairs, arranged marriages, and family secrets that will make your head spin faster than a creeper explosion.

    Explore a world where love knows no boundaries, even if it means marrying someone you know is gay and in love with your brother. Who needs traditional relationships when you can have a scandalous love triangle instead?

    But wait, there’s more! Witness the aftermath of revealing long-held secrets and the chaos that ensues when custody battles and family drama collide. Will our players be able to navigate through the mess and come out on top, or will they be blown to bits like a poorly built redstone contraption?

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience a rollercoaster of emotions that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about love, family, and Minecraft. Don’t be a blockhead, come join the fun today!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 97/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 8 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 7
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 3 Void Armor Forged: 28
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 81 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4
    Curse of Binding Applied: 2 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2
    Meteorites Collected: 1 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 60

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • RocketRaidReporter

    RocketRaidReporter
    so, like, imagine this, right? u join this epic minecraft server and u get to be a spy like that american journalist dude in israel! but, like, instead of getting charged with aiding the enemy, u get rewarded with diamonds and cool weapons! u can report on all the crazy rocket attacks happening in the game and be a hero! come join us and be a legendary spy for the enemy in minecraft land!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 106/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Love Letters Sent: 1 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 2
    Mythical Relics Collected: 6 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 19
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 8 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4 Enchanted Forests Planted: 6
    Crops Grown: 4396 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • MemoryCraft AnxietyFree

    MemoryCraft AnxietyFree
    lol u ever feel like ur brain needs a lil boost? well, do i have the server for u! come join us on this epic Minecraft server where we have discovered a secret intranasal RNA therapy that will make u remember where u put ur diamonds and reduce ur anxiety about creepers blowing up ur house!

    we found this magic potion that decreases the activity of a serotonin receptor in ur brain, making u a memory master and anxiety-free warrior in the world of blocks and zombies. our rodent models have shown significant improvements in memory and anxiety-like behaviors, so just imagine what it can do for u, a human player!

    so come on, join us on this wild ride of brain-boosting and anxiety-reducing fun! who needs therapy when u have Minecraft and a secret potion to make u the ultimate player in the game? let’s get crafting and conquering, together!

    Updated October 20, 2024

    Players: 92/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Rainbows Spotted: 5 Teleportation Mishaps: 4
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 2 Epic Battles Fought: 17
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 13 Eternal Flames Captured: 5
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 4 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 24
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 3 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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