🤣 Welcome to our wild and wacky Minecraft SMP where you never know what kind of adventures you’ll stumble upon! Join us if you’re ready to dive into a world where even your date might casually mention their Onlyfans account while building a house out of diamond blocks. Who needs a pickaxe when you’ve got scandalous secrets to uncover? 😜🔥💎 #MinecraftMadness #OnlyfansOasis

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 100/600 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 4 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 3
New Chunks Explored: 828991 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 8
Hidden Villages Discovered: 1 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 4
Titanic Battles Fought: 22 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2
Forbidden Grimoires Read: 4 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • BroLifeCraft

    BroLifeCraft
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have more drama than a soap opera! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like the story of my crazy family.

    Imagine a world where your uncle is a total badass, like me, and your dad is a total nutjob who got locked up in a looney bin. Oh, and did I mention that your mom is serving life in prison? Yeah, that’s the kind of family dynamic we have here.

    But don’t worry, because we have Jacob, the coolest kid on the block. He’s like a Minecraft pro, a sports star, and a STEM genius all rolled into one. Plus, he’s got the best uncle ever (that’s me, in case you didn’t catch on).

    Join our server and you’ll be part of a family that’s more dysfunctional than a broken redstone contraption. And hey, if you’re lucky, maybe you’ll even get to meet Andrew, the long-lost looney bin escapee who’s trying to reconnect with his son. Just be prepared for some serious drama and maybe a few meltdowns along the way.

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember, we demand respect – and maybe a little bit of sanity too.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 104/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 15 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3
    Wailing Winds Heard: 1 Treasure Maps Found: 8
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 0 Zombie Dances: 0
    Gnome Villages Protected: 5 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 7
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 7 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • NostalgiaCraft SMP

    NostalgiaCraft SMP
    Are you tired of adulting and missing the good old days of carefree gaming? Well, do we have the solution for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where you can escape the responsibilities of real life and dive into a world of creativity and chaos.

    Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream castle when suddenly a group of mischievous players start a prank war that escalates into an all-out TNT explosion extravaganza. And guess what? No one gets mad because it’s all part of the fun!

    But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a pig into battle against a horde of zombie villagers? Or maybe you fancy yourself a master of disguise and want to troll your friends by pretending to be a harmless sheep until you strike when they least expect it.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and let your inner child run wild in a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 96/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Crystal Wands Charged: 13 Emeralds Found: 5571
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Alternate Realities Explored: 1
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Astral Orbs Gathered: 11
    Buildings Constructed: 27 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 14 Orbs of Power Found: 4

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • CraftyPovertyPro

    CraftyPovertyPro
    If your idea of a fancy meal is crafting bread in Minecraft, then this server is definitely for you! Join us for a wild ride through pixelated poverty and build your way up from humble beginnings to a mansion made entirely of dirt blocks. Who needs diamonds when you have a heart of gold (ore)? Plus, rumor has it that the server owner once traded a stack of rotten flesh for a stack of emeralds with a wandering trader. Anything is possible in this wacky world of Minecraft madness!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 109/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 4 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 2 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 1 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 5 Enchanted Forests Planted: 3
    Magical Moments Shared: 5 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • JewCraft Minecraft Server

    JewCraft Minecraft Server
    so, like, you wanna join this epic minecraft server? well, let me tell you, it’s like the wildest ride of your life, bro. we got pigs that can fly, not even kidding. you can ride on their backs and soar through the skies like a majestic bacon bird.

    oh, and get this, we have a secret underground city where all the villagers are actually aliens in disguise. they trade in diamonds and emeralds for space technology that will blow your mind.

    also, did i mention the giant chickens that roam the land? they lay golden eggs that you can use to buy enchanted armor and weapons. but be careful, they’re protected by a dragon that only speaks in riddles.

    so, what are you waiting for? come join our server and experience the craziest, most mind-blowing adventures you’ll ever have in minecraft. trust me, you won’t regret it.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 95/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 54 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 0 Enchanted Armories Found: 4
    Gryphons Tamed: 4 Underground Cities Explored: 3
    Soul Swords Wielded: 3 Phoenix Feathers Found: 13
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 6 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 20

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • Spin Chain Shenanigans

    Spin Chain Shenanigans
    hey u! u like minecraft? u like spin chains? well u gonna LOVE this server! we got atomic spin chains tuned to a diabolic point! it’s like playing minecraft in a whole new dimension, literally!

    join us and experience the long-lived magnetization that will blow your mind! build your base, mine for diamonds, and battle other players in epic spin chain showdowns!

    why join? because where else can u find a server that combines quantum physics with blocky graphics? it’s like science class meets minecraft, but way more fun!

    so what are u waiting for? join now and let’s get spinning! 🌀🔥💎

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 96/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Epic Battles Fought: 13 Royal Courts Attended: 0
    Living Shadows Defeated: 5 Gryphons Tamed: 4
    Twisted Realms Survived: 2 Spectral Entities Defeated: 7
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 5 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2 Crystal Wands Charged: 11

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • Superflat

    Superflat

    Join an exciting and unique superflat survival world where you can team up with friends or go solo in a challenging environment! Build, explore, and survive on vast, flat lands with limited resources, pushing your creativity and survival skills to the limit. Our server features an intuitive claims system, ensuring that your hard-earned creations are safe from griefers and giving you the freedom to focus on building and collaborating with others. Whether you’re expanding your own base or trading with other players, the superflat terrain offers a fresh twist on survival gameplay. Invite your friends, secure your land, and thrive together in a new and exciting survival experience!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 95/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Endless Night Skies: 1 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 7 Phantom Ships Sailed: 5
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 1 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 5
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 2 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Epic Weapons Forged: 5 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 1

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • RebellNation

    RebellNation

    Join the Rebell Nation Minecraft server and Discord community for an unparalleled gaming experience! Immerse yourself in a vibrant, welcoming environment where creativity thrives and friendships blossom. Our unique events, engaging quests, and active community ensure there’s always something exciting to do. Whether you’re a seasoned player or new to the game, you’ll find a supportive group ready to help you grow and explore. Connect with fellow rebels, share your adventures, and be part of something special [​Optifine is Optional] [[[​Join the discord to download the necessary requirements]]]

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 91/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 1 Chaos Gates Opened: 0
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 2
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 480
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 43 Endless Staircases Climbed: 3
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 5 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • CodsallCraft: Where we fish for diamonds instead of cod! Join us on b1.7.3 SMP server!

    CodsallCraft: Where we fish for diamonds instead of cod! Join us on b1.7.3 SMP server!

    Minecraft Server – CodsallCraft

    Minecraft Server – CodsallCraft

    Overview

    Like many others, CodsallCraft is a favourite version among players for its simplicity and nostalgia. The server is a pure SMP server where players can build a small community together. Griefing and stealing are not allowed and will result in a ban. The server is currently looking for 5-15 like-minded individuals, aged 18 and above, to join and play this nostalgic version.

    Join Us

    If you are interested in joining, please PM the server owner on the Minecraft forums or add them on Discord @qourtenay before trying to join the server.

    Server IP

    IP: CodsallCraft.com

    FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

    Question Answer
    How many players are you looking for? The server is looking for 5-15 players to join.
    What is the age requirement? Players must be 18 years old or above to join.
    Are griefing and stealing allowed? No, griefing and stealing are bannable offences on the server.
    Can players from outside the UK join? Players from outside the UK may be accepted depending on time zones, but ideally, all players should be in the same or similar time zone.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 104/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Rainbows Spotted: 5 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0
    Villages Defended: 12 Evil Lairs Raided: 7
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 24 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 11 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 8
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2 Dimension Hops: 14

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • Bored Blockheads Minecraft Server

    Bored Blockheads Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no one to talk to except for the occasional creeper explosion? Well, look no further! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft server where we have a thriving community of players who actually want to chat and have a good time.

    Our server is so popular that even the Ender Dragon wants to join in on the fun! Rumor has it that Notch himself logs on to play with us every now and then. Plus, we have a secret underground base where we host epic dance parties with the villagers.

    So why waste your time on those other servers where you’re the only one posting in the chat? Join us and become part of a hilarious and lively community that will keep you entertained for hours on end. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 110/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1 Royal Decrees Issued: 3
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 2
    New Chunks Explored: 267760 Legendary Heroes Trained: 2
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 2 Mythical Swords Crafted: 79
    Emeralds Found: 6640 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 7

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • Afa Jr Minecraft SMP – The Job Guy Who Never Made It Big

    Afa Jr Minecraft SMP – The Job Guy Who Never Made It Big
    Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to witness the epic rise of Afa Jr, the WWE job guy who never made it big time! Born in Connecticut with a silver spoon in his mouth, Afa Jr is determined to make a name for himself in the world of Minecraft. Will he conquer the land with his silver spoon? Will he finally achieve greatness and become the ultimate Minecraft champion? Join now to find out and be a part of this insane journey filled with twists, turns, and silver spoons!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 101/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 11 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Paranormal Events Investigated: 2
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 16 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 20 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 9
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 7 Buildings Constructed: 49

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • MaidCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft Server

    MaidCraft – The Ultimate Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than your favorite soap opera? Join our server where the players are as unpredictable as a llama on a trampoline!

    Our server is so wild, we had a full-time maid who quit because she couldn’t handle the drama! She was always late, which made one player’s wife lose her mind. Now, the player’s wife is mad at him for taking the maid’s side. It’s like a real-life soap opera, but in Minecraft form!

    Join our server for the most outrageous stories and drama you’ve ever seen. Who needs TV when you have our server for entertainment? Plus, we have amazing builds and a friendly community to keep you entertained for hours on end. Come join the chaos today!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 105/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 3 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1 Void Gems Collected: 21
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Volcanoes Explored: 1
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 5 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • DoggoCraft: “U’llBeAlright”

    DoggoCraft: “U’llBeAlright”
    Are you tired of being judged for not liking dogs? Do you want a safe space where you can DIY without the fear of being sniffed by a random yellow lab? Then come join our Minecraft server, where dogs are strictly prohibited and assholes are welcomed with open arms!

    We promise that no one will tell you to “just be okay with dogs” or call you an asshole for simply wanting to shop in peace. Our community is filled with like-minded individuals who understand the struggle of dealing with overzealous dog owners.

    So if you’re looking for a server where you can build and craft without the fear of being judged, join us now! And remember, on our server, the only sniffing allowed is the scent of victory as you conquer the virtual world!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 93/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Magical Moments Shared: 17 Celestial Events Witnessed: 5
    Evil Lairs Raided: 7 Divine Relics Bestowed: 11
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 6 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0
    Dragons Tamed: 0 Magical Familiars Summoned: 1
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 1 Holy Grails Found: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • RedditCollects – Minecraft SMP

    RedditCollects – Minecraft SMP
    Do you collect diamonds like they’re going out of style? Are you a hoarder of enchanted golden apples? Do you have a secret stash of rare mob drops that would make even the most seasoned player jealous? Well, do we have the perfect Minecraft SMP for you!

    Join our server and become part of the most epic collection competition in Minecraft history. From building the tallest tower of dirt blocks to amassing a zoo of every single mob in the game, there’s no limit to what you can collect on our server.

    But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground vault filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams. Will you be the one to uncover its mysteries and claim the riches within?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and start collecting like your virtual life depends on it. Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you get blown up by a creeper, but hey, that’s all part of the fun)!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 107/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 8 Evil Twin Fights: 2
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5 Titan Hearts Harvested: 5
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 1 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4 Epic Bosses Defeated: 4
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1 Forbidden Relics Collected: 3

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • AnnoyinglyNiceCraft

    AnnoyinglyNiceCraft
    Are you tired of hearing “you’re so good at Minecraft, you must play all day”? Well, guess what? On our server, you’ll never have to hear that again because we only accept players who have never played Minecraft before! That’s right, we want fresh faces who have no idea what they’re doing so we can laugh at their hilarious newbie mistakes.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a ruler who has amassed a chicken army so powerful that even the Ender Dragon is scared of him. Join our server and you might just have a chance to challenge the Chicken King and his feathered army to a battle for ultimate supremacy.

    And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret underground disco party where all the mobs gather to dance the night away. Who knew creepers had such killer dance moves?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience like no other! Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of absurdity.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 106/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Soul Contracts Signed: 4 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3 Immortal Anvils Forged: 12
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 18 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 11
    Blood Moons Survived: 1 Treasure Maps Found: 5
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 5 Ores Mined: 6541

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • DragonCraft Minecraft Server

    DragonCraft Minecraft Server
    hey u, yeah u! wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well u better cuz we got a mystery goin on dat u gotta solve! sum dragon’s teeth keep poppin up in russia’s kursk and we think it’s cuz of saboteurs! but don’t worry, u can help us figger it out while buildin epic bases and fightin off creepers! join now for a chance to be a hero and save da day! oh, and did we mention there’s free cake at spawn? yeah, u heard right, free cake! so what r u waitin for? join now and let’s solve dis mystery together!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 92/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 4 Dragon Eggs Found: 9020
    Cursed Lands Purified: 9 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 2 Astral Orbs Gathered: 16
    Crystal Palaces Visited: 2 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 26

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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