GlowCraft: Selectively Irrelevant

adaptations, by-product, detectable, Fluorescence, functional fluorescence, GlowCraft, GLOWING, Irrelevant, land vertebrates, perceptual adaptations, selection, selectively, SPECIALIZED, terrestrial habitats, Traits, UV light, vertebrates

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Players:	94/200	Votes:	8311
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Horror Stories Survived:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Chimeras Created:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	14

New Minecraft Servers

come join our epic minecraft server where everything GLOWS like a rave party under UV light! you’ll be shining brighter than a disco ball in the dark, attracting all the mobs to your fabulousness.

in this server, fluorescence is not just a by-product, it’s a way of life. you’ll be the envy of all the land vertebrates as you strut your stuff in your glowing armor and weapons.

don’t worry about being undetectable, because in this world, you’ll be standing out like a neon sign in a sea of darkness.

specialized perceptual adaptations? pshh, who needs ’em when you’re glowing like a star in the night sky. join us and let your inner glow shine through in ways you never thought possible.

RedSeaRumble Minecraft Server

accident, Air Force, aircraft, Combat, Conflict, Defense, F/A-18, Friendly Fire, Incident, international relations, investigation, Military, Minecraft, missile defense, naval forces, Navy, pilot error, Red Sea, RedSeaRumble, Server, Tragedy, WARFARE, weapons

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Players:	98/900	Votes:	6982
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	15	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	79	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Phantom Blocks Placed:	5	Towns Built:	8
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	7	Epic Quests Completed:	23
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3

come join our epic minecraft server where the navy shoots down its own planes for fun in the red sea battle!! watch as the pilots try to escape the wrath of their own comrades while building epic bases and fighting off mobs with their bare hands. join now for the ultimate adrenaline rush and see if you can survive the chaos and madness of the red sea fight! but be warned, only the bravest and craziest players will make it out alive!

Abyss SMP

abyss, active community, Community, Discord, discord server, entry form, Friends, Graves, Grief Protection, lag reduction, laid back, Leaf decay, Mods, proximity chat, quality of life, Small, Small Community, smp, Vanilla, Whitelist, whitelist confirmations

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	2450
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

Minecraft Server Overview

Server	SMP
Mods	Sodium, Lithium, Ledger, Leaves Us In Peace, Simple Voice Chat, Universal Graves

RULES:

No Bullying
Respect Boundaries
No Stealing, Griefing, or PvP Without Permission
No Nether Roof Travel
No Glitch/Exploit Abuse

Join by reading the rules, filling out a form, and joining the discord!

FAQ:

Question	Answer
Are there whitelist conformations?	Yes, there is a channel in our discord server for whitelist pings.
How long does it take to get whitelisted?	It can take up to 24 hours to be whitelisted as it is done manually.
Why haven’t I been whitelisted yet?	Make sure to fill out the entry form and join the server to be whitelisted.
How big is the server?	It has a small community, but efforts are being made to grow it.

Fill out our entry form

Join our Discord server

Mystic Heights Server 1.21.1

1.21.1, DATING, dating advice, finding love, Girlfriend, height, height preference, Heights, Insecurities, love life, mystic, personal growth, physical appearance, relationship goals, relationships, romantic partners, self esteem, self improvement, self-acceptance, self-confidence, Server, short men, societal standards, tall men

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	133
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Votes:	4706
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Void Armor Forged:	25

OMG, bro, forget about getting a gf, join our Minecraft server instead! We got pixelated babes for days, and they don’t care about your height! Plus, our server is like a virtual paradise where you can escape from the harsh reality of being short! So come on, join us and let’s mine and craft our way to love and happiness!

Canadian is insulted by Trump’s tweets Minecraft SMP

#youtube, Canada, Canadian, controversy, Diplomacy, Government, INSULTED, international relations, Media, Minecraft, News, North America, Politics, president, reaction, smp, social media, trump, Trumps, tweets, united states, Video, viral

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	5653
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Magic Crystals Found:	11
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Towns Built:	9	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, have we got the server for you! Picture this: a world where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. Yes, you heard that right. Our server is so wacky and wild that even Herobrine himself is like, “Whoa, this place is nuts!”

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding a llama into battle against an army of zombie chickens. Or how about participating in our annual Ender Dragon beauty pageant? Trust us, you’ve never seen a dragon look this fabulous.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Notch himself. And rumor has it that if you find the hidden golden potato, you’ll be granted three wishes by the Minecraft gods. Three wishes, people!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest, most absurd Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember to pack your sense of humor and leave your sanity at the door. Let the madness begin!

FanBlanketCraft

air circulation, bedroom comfort, bedroom setup, blanket, comfort, Cooling, Cozy, electric fan, fan noise, FanBlanketCraft, insomnia, nighttime routine, personal preference, Relaxation, sleep environment, sleep habits, sleep patterns, sleep quality, temperature control, ventilation, white noise

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Players:	108/200	Votes:	9429
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Dragon Scales Harvested:	319

Are you tired of living life on the edge with your electric fan and blanket combo? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we guarantee a fan-tastic experience that will blow you away!

Join us and embark on a wild adventure where you can build a virtual fortress to protect yourself from the evil blanket monsters that lurk in the shadows. Don’t let them catch you with your fan on, or you’ll be in for a shocking surprise!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret society of blanket enthusiasts who are on a mission to uncover the truth behind the mysterious connection between fans and blankets. Will you join them in their quest for knowledge, or will you stick to building epic structures and battling creepers? The choice is yours!

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the thrill of Minecraft like never before. Just remember to keep your fan on and your blanket close, because you never know what dangers may be lurking around the corner!

Total Anarchy

Adventure, alliances, Anarchy, Builder, challenge, control, DOMINATE, Experience, Hardcore, Massive World, Playground, PvP, raw minecraft, Resources, SETTLE, Survival, Thrive, TOTAL, Unrestricted, untouched, Vanilla

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	8779
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Ores Mined:	7983
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Falling into the Void:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8

Experience True Minecraft Survival!

Server IP: total-anarchy.us

Features	Details
Massive World	World border set at 500,000 x 500,000 blocks
Minimal Rules	Only rule is no hacking
Pure Gameplay	No teleportation, gameplay-altering plugins, or freebies
Hardcore Survival Awaits	Ultimate playground for raw Minecraft experience

Join Today: [Insert IP Address] Log in and take your first steps into a truly unrestricted survival adventure. It’s time to see what you’re capable of.

FAQ

Q: Can I use hacks or cheats on this server?

A: No, the only rule on this server is no hacking. Any use of hacks or cheats will result in a ban.

Q: Are there any gameplay-altering plugins installed?

A: No, this server is as close to vanilla Minecraft as it gets. No plugins that change gameplay mechanics are installed.

Q: Is there any teleportation available?

A: No, there is no teleportation allowed on this server. Players must explore and navigate the world manually.

Epic Adventure Realms 1.20.1

1.20.1, Adventure, assistant director, chainsaw man, character designer, Director, Epic, Hiroshi Seko, Kazutaka Sugiyama, Kensuke Ushio, mappa, Masato Nakazono, Movie, music production, PV 2, Realms, Reze Arc, screenwriter, Tatsuya Yoshihara

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	7588
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	948	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	30
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Secret Passages Found:	5	Curse of Binding Applied:	1

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, it’s like the wildest ride of your life, man. The director is like Tatsuya Yoshihara, and the screenwriter is Hiroshi Seko, like what even is that combo, it’s gonna blow your mind. And the character designer, Kazutaka Sugiyama, is a straight-up genius, like Picasso but for Minecraft skins, bro. The assistant director, Masato Nakazono, is gonna guide you through this crazy world like a Minecraft sherpa, man. And the music by Kensuke Ushio is gonna make you feel like you’re in a Minecraft rave, bro. Production by MAPPA is like the cherry on top, it’s gonna be the best Minecraft experience of your life, man. Join now and prepare to have your mind blown, bro!

Minecraft SMP – /mtgag/ – Magic The Gathering Arena General

Arena, Arena Championship, Arena Direct, Bloomburrow play boxes, Cold Edition, December 16 2024, Explorer, free codes, Gathering, general, Gruul Aggro, Jegantha, Keisuke Sato, Magic, magic the gathering arena, Minecraft, MTG Arena announcements, mtgag, news and reminders, Pioneer masters, Qualifier weekend, smp, store decks, useful links, winter activity

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Players:	108/900	Votes:	5245
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	78	Runes Activated:	1
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Endless Night Skies:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3
Ores Mined:	6758	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Votes:	2086
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the cold edition is in full swing! Join us as we embark on outrageous adventures and build snow forts that rival the Great Wall of China.

In our server, Jegantha is now banned for trying to steal all the snow for himself. But don’t worry, you can still compete in the Arena Championship and win two Bloomburrow play boxes to add to your snow fort collection.

Our reigning champion, Keisuke Sato, won the last championship with his Gruul Aggro deck. Rumor has it, he built his deck using only snowballs and ice blocks he mined himself.

Pioneer Masters is out, so grab your pickaxe and start mining for those rare snow blocks to add to your collection. And don’t forget to check out the six new explorer decks available in the store until December 30th. Who knows, maybe you’ll discover the legendary Snowman King deck.

So come join us in our winter wonderland of madness and mayhem. Just remember, if you see a Yeti roaming around, don’t panic. He’s just looking for a good snowball fight.

SickHubbyShowKidsLOL

children’s entertainment, Communication Issues, compromise, conflicting opinions, conflicting priorities, family activities, family dynamics, family outings, family plans, Family Values, guilt trip, holiday show, illness at home, kids show, parenting decisions, showing support, sick husband, sick spouse, SickHubbyShowKidsLOL, taking care, understanding sickness

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	6754
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	5	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	16
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Dragons Tamed:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Are you tired of dealing with sick husbands who can’t handle a little fun while they’re under the weather? Join our Minecraft server and escape the drama of real life!

On our server, you can build a virtual world where your husband can’t guilt trip you for taking the kids to a show. No more accusations of being cruel and mean for enjoying a day out with your family!

Instead of dealing with fever-induced arguments, you can focus on creating epic builds and exploring new realms with your fellow players. Leave the real world behind and immerse yourself in a world where the only fever you’ll catch is the excitement of building the ultimate virtual kingdom.

Join now and say goodbye to real-life drama – because on our server, the only sickness you’ll encounter is a case of the giggles from all the fun you’ll be having!

DecadeDuo in Minecraft SMP

Commitment, Communication, compromise, DecadeDuo, Dedication, lasting love, long-term relationships, love, loyalty, marriage tips, Minecraft, Partnership, patience, perseverance, relationship advice, relationship goals, resilience, smp, successful couples, Support, teamwork, Trust, Understanding

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	3555
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Chimeras Created:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	13
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	18
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7

Yo, so like, if you wanna join this epic Minecraft SMP, you gotta be ready for some crazy shenanigans, bro. Like, we got this one dude who built a giant statue of a potato because he thought it would bring him good luck in PvP battles. And then there’s this other guy who only communicates in dolphin noises, but somehow he’s still the best builder on the server.

Oh, and don’t even get me started on the secret underground bunker filled with llamas wearing top hats. Yeah, you heard me right, llamas in freakin’ top hats. It’s like a fancy llama party down there 24/7.

But hey, if you wanna join us, just remember the golden rule: always bring a stack of cooked chicken to sacrifice to the almighty Chicken God before entering the server. Trust me, it’ll save your butt in a creeper attack. So come on, join us and let’s make some memories that’ll make no sense whatsoever!

AquaCraft: Sink or Swim!

AquaCraft, aquatic civilization, aquatic living, deep sea living, marine civilization, marine life, Ocean exploration, oceanic civilization, oceanic living, SINK, swim, underwater adventure, Underwater City, underwater civilization, underwater dreams, underwater environment, underwater fantasy, underwater habitat, underwater living, underwater living concept, underwater society, underwater technology, underwater world

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	3318
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Void Armor Forged:	23
Void Gems Collected:	12	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Alien Abductions:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	5

Are you tired of living on dry land like a basic blockhead? Do you dream of swimming with the squids and building your underwater palace? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the answer to all your aquatic dreams!

Join us and dive into a world where you can live underwater like a mermaid on steroids. Build your underwater kingdom, ride dolphins to work, and battle the evil sea monsters that lurk in the depths.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underwater disco where you can dance with the guardians and party with the pufferfish. And don’t worry about drowning, because we have special enchanted helmets that let you breathe underwater like a pro.

So come on down to our server and make a splash in the most epic underwater adventure of your Minecraft life! Just remember to bring your snorkel and a sense of humor, because things are about to get wet and wild!

Emptiness Minecraft server

Active, administration, Communication, Community, Court, Development, Discord, donation, Events, fair, Gaming, Minecraft, multiplayer, murder, Players, Server, theft, trade relationships, version 1.21.3, violations

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	7787
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	6781
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	489	Ores Mined:	2079
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	20

We invite you to our wonderful Minecraft server for version 1.21.3! Good players and fair administration await you. You can establish trade relationships with other players, hold various events, and much more. Most violations on the server, such as theft or murder, are punished by other players in court. Only strong/frequent violations will be punished by the administration, but the admins will not stand by and do nothing, they will also be active and you can always contact them, etc. To communicate with other players outside the game or to study in more detail everything related to the server, you can join us on Discord! Also, the server does not stand still and will constantly develop and become better, more interesting things will be added, and you as a player can participate in this, I’m just offering my idea on Discord. Later there will be (for now) a small donation

helios.minerent.net:25619

The Nitrogen Network

Achievements, community feedback, console compatible, Custom Mobs, Discord, Events, Items, Leaderboards, Minecraft, Network, nitrogen, PARITY, prestige system, PvP, Ranking, Server, Shops, Skyblock, smp, Survival, Updates, Vote Rewards, weapons

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	4068
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	9	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	50	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1

Nitrogen Network Overview

Title	🌍 Welcome To The Nitrogen Network 🌍
Server IP	play.nitrogen.zone
Console Compatibility	Add “NitrogenSMP” as a friend to join!

Why Choose Nitrogen?

Survival SMP: Custom Mobs, Weapons, Items, Ranking System, Achievements, QOL Changes, and more.
Skyblock: Casual Skyblock with Shops, Leaderboards, and Co-Op Options.
Upgrade Wars: Casual PVP Game with in-game unlocks.
Vote Rewards: Claim free rewards by voting for the server.
Community Feedback: We value community input to improve our games.
Constant Updates: Developed and managed mods for the best player experience.
Seasonal Events: Fun events around holidays and season changes.

Connect With Us

Server IP	play.nitrogen.zone
Console	Add “NitrogenSMP” as a friend!
Discord	discord.gg/cDwhFafKxz

⚡ Join today and start your adventure!

FAQ

Q: How do I join the Nitrogen Network?

A: Simply connect to our server IP or add “NitrogenSMP” as a friend for console players.

Q: What features does the Survival SMP offer?

A: Custom mobs, weapons, items, ranking system, achievements, QOL changes, and more.

Q: Are there in-game rewards for voting?

A: Yes, players who vote for the server can claim free rewards in-game.

Q: How often are updates released on the server?

A: We provide constant updates to improve player experience and add new content regularly.

Eternal Landscapes 1.21.2

1.21.2, ETERNAL, Housing, LANDLORD, landlord behavior, landlord misconduct, landlord responsibilities, landlord tenant issues, landlord tenant laws, landlord-tenant relationships, landscapes, rental agreements, rental disputes, rental properties, rental regulations., tenant abuse, tenant advocacy, tenant harassment, tenant mistreatment, tenant protection, tenant rights, tenant safety, tenants

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	8370
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	19	New Chunks Explored:	125641
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Dragon Scales Harvested:	341	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5

Yo, bro, forget about creepy landlords and dive into our Minecraft server where the only thing getting screwed is creepers by your diamond sword! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy adventures, and a community that will make you question if reality is just a simulation. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and leave those shady landlords behind – they ain’t got nothing on the chaos of our server!

Quality Minecraft SMP Player

#youtube, 1080p, 720p, best quality, comparison, confusion, Decision making, Digital Media, format, full, HD, High Definition, Minecraft, mp4, online video, player, Quality, resolution, smp, streaming, Technology, video quality, webm, WTF

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	9679
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ores Mined:	7700	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	9	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is a wild ride of chaos and hilarity! Join us for epic battles with flying pigs, diamond armor-wearing chickens, and even a secret underground dance party with creepers! Our server is so high quality that even the pixels have pixels! And forget about 720p or 1080p, on our server, we play in 4D resolution! Plus, we exclusively use webm files because mp4 is so last season. So come join us for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!