””>Global Vacation Minecraft SMP””

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Are you tired of playing on boring old servers with the same old players? Well, look no further because our server is like an international break for your Minecraft experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with players from all over the world, each bringing their unique playstyles and personalities to the table.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of mischievous pandas who love to prank unsuspecting players. One time, they turned the entire spawn area into a giant panda playground complete with bamboo slides and treehouse forts. You never know what kind of shenanigans they’ll get up to next!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: our server has a secret underground society of chicken warriors who are plotting to overthrow the oppressive rule of the cows. Will you join their cause and help them achieve chicken domination? Or will you stick with the cows and defend their right to rule the land?

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	18	Battle Standards Raised:	6
Crops Grown:	2287	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Cock Smell Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is building a dirt house and taming a few wolves? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to experience the ultimate in wacky adventures!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy challenges, hilarious pranks, and unexpected twists and turns. Our community is full of quirky characters who will keep you on your toes and laughing until your sides hurt.

But that’s not all! Our server is also known for its unique scent-based gameplay. That’s right, we encourage all players to embrace their inner scent connoisseur and sniff out the best aromas in the game. Whether it’s the sweet musk of a freshly mined diamond or the pungent aroma of a creeper explosion, there’s no shortage of delightful scents to discover.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP and experience the intoxicating world of cocksmell like never before. Trust us, you won’t be able to stop sniffing!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	27
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

DivorceCraft Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that understands boundaries? Look no further than our server! We won’t let your brother Jake move in and disrupt your virtual life like he did in real life. Our server is all about building, exploring, and having a good time without any family drama.

Join us and escape the chaos of real life by building your dream world in Minecraft. No more guilt-tripping family members or suffocating emotional reliance here – just pure fun and creativity. Plus, we have a strict no-couch-surfing policy, so you won’t have to worry about your brother crashing on your virtual couch either.

So come join us on our server and leave all the real-life drama behind. Who needs family drama when you can have a blast building epic structures and exploring new worlds? Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with a brother who can’t take a hint.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Void Gems Collected:	17	Secret Passages Found:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

CheaterBustersMC

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Are you tired of getting wrecked in exams while others cheat their way to the top? Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where cheating is not only allowed, but encouraged!

Imagine a world where you can look up answers in-game while taking a test, just like that guy in university did. No need to study for days, just hop on our server and cheat your way to a 99 every time!

But wait, there’s more! Not only can you cheat your way to the top, but you can also anonymously report other players for cheating, just like in real life. Be selfish and look out for yourself, because on our server, it’s every man for himself!

So if you’re tired of playing by the rules and getting mediocre grades, join our Minecraft server and cheat your way to success! Remember, it’s not cheating if everyone’s doing it. 😉

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Potions Brewed:	120	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	4

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

SwearWordSMP – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where you can’t even say your favorite swear word without getting banned? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and of course, plenty of opportunities to drop your favorite swear word without any consequences.

Our server is so insane that even the creepers are afraid to blow up because they know they can’t handle the level of chaos we bring. So come join us and let loose your inner potty mouth in the most epic way possible!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	15	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

CraftyCrushesMC

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Are you tired of building virtual relationships with pixelated villagers? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, your celebrity crush could be your next-door neighbor! That’s right, we have a special plugin that brings your wildest fantasies to life in blocky form. Imagine going on a date with Ryan Gosling or having a slumber party with Beyoncé – anything is possible on our server! So why settle for Steve when you could be living the virtual dream with your favorite celeb? Join now and start living your best virtual life!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Secret Passages Found:	8	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

BeirutBoomCraft

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Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, there are massive blasts happenin’ all the time! It’s like Beirut up in here, but with blocky explosions and stuff. Israeli air strikes be droppin’ bombs left and right, makin’ the whole server shake like a polaroid picture. You gotta be quick on your feet and build bomb shelters like your life depends on it, cuz it totally does. Join now for the thrill of a lifetime and see if you can survive the chaos!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Zombie Dances:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	15
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Trans Men Menstruation Madness

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come join our epic minecraft server where the hormones are wild and the menstruation is even wilder! we got trans men using testosterone gel or cream and still getting their period like it’s nobody’s business. it’s like a hormonal rollercoaster up in here! join now for a chance to witness the most bizarre menstruation moments in minecraft history. who needs regular gameplay when you can have hormone therapy drama instead? it’s a real game-changer, literally. don’t miss out on the craziest server experience of your life!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Runes Activated:	8
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Flood >USA Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft server out there! Join us as we navigate through floods caused by mother nature going crazy due to global warming. But don’t worry, for every donation made, you’ll be helping us combat the floods and save our virtual world!

Our server is filled with thirdies causing floods left and right, blaming it on corruption, incompetence, and low IQ people. But hey, who needs logic when you can just blame it on plastic users, right?

So come join us on this wild ride where you never know what’s going to happen next! Will we survive the floods? Will we defeat the thirdies? Only one way to find out – join our server now!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Haha I Hate Myself Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs with no excitement or chaos? Well, look no further because our server is the epitome of madness and hilarity! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane shenanigans and ridiculous adventures.

Ever wanted to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a chicken suit? Well, on our server, that’s just a typical Tuesday! We have a thriving community of players who love to push the boundaries of what’s possible in Minecraft. From building giant statues of potatoes to organizing epic PvP battles with nothing but fishing rods, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats and a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano. And did we mention the dance parties in the Nether? Trust us, you won’t find a more ridiculous and entertaining Minecraft SMP anywhere else.

So why wait? Join us now and become part of the craziest Minecraft community out there. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Farms Harvested:	429
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5
New Chunks Explored:	641095	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

BlockBusterMinecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft SMPs where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun!

Picture this: you log on to the server and are immediately greeted by a talking chicken who offers you a quest to find the legendary diamond chicken nugget. But be warned, the nugget is guarded by a herd of zombie cows who are obsessed with disco music.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mob in all of Minecraft: the derpy llama unicorn. Legend has it that if you can tame one, it will grant you three wishes, but be careful what you wish for because these llamacorns have a mischievous streak!

So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you ride a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil bunnies or build a roller coaster that takes you through a portal to the Nether? Join us today and let your imagination run wild!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Holy Grails Found:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

BlockbusterFlicks – Mine, Craft, Watch!

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Are you tired of boring old servers that make you yawn harder than a sleepy kitten? Well, buckle up buttercup, because our Minecraft server is about to blow your mind! Picture this: you log on and suddenly find yourself in a world where every block is made of pure glitter and unicorns fly through the sky farting rainbows.

But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground disco where the creepers bust out their best dance moves and the zombies break it down like it’s Thriller night. And if that’s not enough to get you excited, we also have a giant hot tub filled with lava that you can relax in while sipping on a potion of fire resistance.

So why join our server, you ask? Because where else can you watch a group of skeletons perform a synchronized swimming routine or witness a pack of wolves form a boy band and serenade you with howls of love? Trust us, this server is so epic, it’ll make your favorite movie look like a snoozefest in comparison. So what are you waiting for? Join now and prepare to have your mind blown!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Dragons Tamed:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Runes Activated:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

DockCraftStrike

so, like, there was this big ol’ dockworker strike, right? but then, like, outta nowhere, they were all like “nah, we good now” and went back to work. but, like, they left behind all these crazy cool docks and ships and stuff, and now we got this awesome new minecraft server to play on!

come join us on this server, where you can sail the high seas and battle pirate zombies while building your own epic dock empire. we got treasure hunts, underwater caves full of diamonds, and even a secret underwater city ruled by a squid king.

so, like, why wouldn’t you wanna join this server? come hang out with us and have a blast on the docks!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	New Chunks Explored:	769276
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Alien Abductions:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Crafty Crew – Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where Nambona, the local alcoholic Aussie, rules the land! Join us if you’re ready to game hard and shittalk even harder!

Reasons to join: – Nambona loves alcohol, Yakuza games, Kaizo, and Brood War – just imagine the crazy conversations you’ll have with him! – Watch Nambona on Twitch as he takes on Casio Mario World – it’s like nothing you’ve ever seen before! – Join our server and experience the chaos for yourself – who knows what kind of wild adventures you’ll have with Nambona leading the way!

Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server now and prepare for a gaming experience like no other! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a strong liver – you’re gonna need it!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	39
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

‘The Truth’ Minecraft SMP Mastermind

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP where we have EVERYTHING you could ever want. We’ve got multi-year extensions on our server, 180+ gorillion diamonds waiting to be mined, and a non-exclusivity deal that will blow your mind. Plus, we’ve got Netflix streaming so you can watch all your favorite shows while you mine away.

But that’s not all, we’ve also got PPVs on Peacock and the Network worldwide. You can battle it out in epic PvP matches and show off your skills to players from all over the world. And don’t even get me started on the phaseout of the third hour – we’re increasing our yearly revenue like crazy and moving into profitability faster than you can say “creeper”.

So come join us on this insane journey and see how the AEWtists will reckon with our undeniable victory. Even Gaytch himself would have to give us props for how epic this server is. So what are you waiting for? Join now and be a part of the most impressive Minecraft SMP around!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	42
Enchantments Applied:	227	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Meteorites Collected:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

TeenPoolParty Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as this story? Look no further! Join our server where you can swim with competitive 14-year-old girls in a virtual pool! Don’t worry, their parents are totally cool with it. Plus, we have a special “Tinder” feature where you can meet virtual dates who may or may not judge you for your questionable pool companions. Come join the fun and see why we’re the most scandalous Minecraft server around!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	6	Meteorites Collected:	2
Mines Excavated:	2988	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.