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Players: | 96/1000 | Votes: | 8381 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 137 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 1 |
Haunted Forests Traversed: | 5 | Twisted Realms Survived: | 1 |
Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 | Phantom Rings Equipped: | 19 |
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 1 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 1 |
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 1 | Orbs of Power Found: | 6 |
Mysterious Portals Opened: | 9 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
Divine Scrolls Written: | 12 | Wilderness Tamed: | 8 |
On our server, the Ender Dragon is actually a giant chicken wearing a top hat and monocle. And instead of fighting it, you have to challenge it to a dance-off. If you win, you get a diamond-encrusted chicken nugget as a prize.
But that’s not all! Our Nether is filled with hot tubs and spa resorts run by zombie pigmen who give the best massages in all of Minecraft. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret portal that leads to a dimension made entirely out of candy.
So why settle for boring old servers when you could join ours and experience the true insanity of Minecraft? Remember, you didn’t beat the game until you’ve joined us!