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Players: | 103/200 | Votes: | 6806 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Dragonkin Hatched: | 2 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 2 |
Emeralds Found: | 3088 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 |
Falling into the Void: | 3 | Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: | 0 |
Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 6 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 |
Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 2 |
Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 35 | Love Letters Sent: | 15 |
Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 18 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 10 |
On our server, the Ender Dragon is actually a giant chicken wearing a top hat and monocle. And instead of fighting it, you have to challenge it to a dance-off. If you win, you get a diamond-encrusted chicken nugget as a prize.
But that’s not all! Our Nether is filled with hot tubs and spa resorts run by zombie pigmen who give the best massages in all of Minecraft. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret portal that leads to a dimension made entirely out of candy.
So why settle for boring old servers when you could join ours and experience the true insanity of Minecraft? Remember, you didn’t beat the game until you’ve joined us!