Looking for a Minecraft server that will treat you better than this boyfriend? Look no further! Join our server and never worry about being called “piggly wiggly” again! Our players are always supportive and kind, no belly fat grabbing allowed here!

We have crazy events like “Spaghetti Sauce Scavenger Hunt” where you can win amazing prizes like iPads (that you actually want)! And if your boyfriend tries to buy you one without your consent, just cancel the order and come play on our server instead!

Join now for a drama-free, fun-filled Minecraft experience! Who needs a mean boyfriend when you can have a supportive Minecraft community by your side?

Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 98/500 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded: 50 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3
Magical Ponies Rescued: 8 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1
Cozy Campfires Lit: 18 Mythical Relics Collected: 9
Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 37
Talking Trees Consulted: 3 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

New Minecraft Servers

  • Helios: The Yawn – Boring Roleplay Modded Server with Mods and Plugins, Towny, Greek Mythology, Lore Quests, Soft-Resets, NON-P2W

    Helios: The Yawn – Boring Roleplay Modded Server with Mods and Plugins, Towny, Greek Mythology, Lore Quests, Soft-Resets, NON-P2W
    Helios Minecraft Server Overview
    Server Type Modded + Plugin
    Favorite Plugins McMMO, Towny, PyroFishing, SiegeWars, Balanced Economy
    Favorite Mods MineColonies, Serene Seasons, Voice Chat, Supplementaries, and more
    Age Progression System Roleplay-based with soft reset feature

    FAQs:

    How does the Age Progression system work? The server has a roleplay-based age progression system where different ages influence gameplay, technology, and environment. Changes occur based on the server community’s influence.
    Do I lose all my progress during an Age change? The server uses a “soft reset” system, so you will not lose all your progress. The extent of the reset depends on the specific age and its features.
    What can players do on the server? Players can build towns and nations, control resources, create governments, survive challenges, build structures, and more. Player engagement and collaboration are the main goals of the server.
    How can I join the server? Join the Discord server for more information on how to join. No IP address is required, but it is recommended to allocate at least 4GB RAM.
    Is there a specific modpack for the server? Yes, you can use the Helios Server Pack modpack for direct access to the server’s mods and plugins.

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 102/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 149 Arcane Towers Raised: 5
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3 Mythical Relics Collected: 8
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3
    Void Gems Collected: 38 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 30 Ores Mined: 1170

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • WAAA Minecraft Server

    WAAA Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride full of crazy adventures and unexpected twists.

    Picture this: you’re wandering through the virtual world, minding your own business, when suddenly you stumble upon a group of players engaging in a heated battle. But wait, it’s not just any battle – it’s a hilarious slapstick comedy routine gone wrong! Witness players like Soijak and Giga getting into all sorts of wacky shenanigans that will leave you in stitches.

    And that’s not all! Our server is full of surprises at every turn. From giant chickens that shoot laser beams to secret underground dance parties, you never know what you’ll encounter next. So why wait? Join us now for the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life. Just be prepared to laugh until your sides hurt!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 106/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Living Shadows Defeated: 3 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2
    Dimension Hops: 4 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2 Zombie Dances: 1
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 5 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2
    Soul Swords Wielded: 3 New Chunks Explored: 787286

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • ””/dmp/ – Derpy Minecraft SMP””

    ””/dmp/ – Derpy Minecraft SMP””
    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us on Tengu Edition where English-speaking VTubers come together to create some epic content.

    We’ve got a Twitch Clips Guide that will have you laughing until you cry, Koikatsu cards that will make your jaw drop, and Ref Sheets that will leave you questioning reality.

    But that’s not all! We’ve got drama hotter than a Nether portal, chickens that are more entertaining than any mob, and a Tiermaker that will have you ranking things you never thought possible.

    So grab your pickaxe and join us on Tengu Edition for a wild ride that you’ll never forget. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because anything can happen in this crazy world of VTubers and Minecraft madness!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 109/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 16
    Secret Passages Found: 2 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0
    Rune Stones Activated: 4 Mineshafts Explored: 5
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 34 Forbidden Tomes Read: 6

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Coworker Clash Minecraft Server

    Coworker Clash Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of unreliable quilt makers ruining your precious memories? Then join our Minecraft server, where we guarantee no one will steal your t-shirts and turn them into a disaster! Our server is filled with epic adventures and hilarious mishaps, but we promise your virtual quilts will remain safe and sound. Plus, we offer a special discount for all players who have been scammed by shady quilt makers in the past. So come join us and let’s quilt our way to victory, one pixel at a time!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 110/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Alternate Realities Explored: 4 Cursed Villages Purged: 1
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 10 Dragons Tamed: 6
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 3 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4
    Epic Quests Completed: 13 Mythical Relics Collected: 7
    Enchantments Applied: 151 Cursed Taverns Survived: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • StepmomSnubbedWeddingDressShop

    StepmomSnubbedWeddingDressShop
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as a reality TV show? Look no further than our server! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists, turns, and unexpected alliances.

    Just like the bride who didn’t invite her stepmom to go wedding dress shopping, you’ll have to navigate tricky relationships and make tough decisions. Will you include your stepmom in your Minecraft adventures, or keep her on the sidelines like a distant relative?

    With crazy family dynamics and unexpected confrontations, our server is guaranteed to keep you on your toes. So come on in and join the fun – just remember, family drama is always included at no extra charge!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 97/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Ores Mined: 9902 Secret Guilds Joined: 4
    Undead Armies Raised: 0 Royal Decrees Issued: 0
    Gnome Villages Protected: 10 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2
    Haunted Chests Opened: 4 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3
    Divine Spears Created: 15 Void Gems Collected: 37

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • FutureGenDecisions – Minecraft SMP

    FutureGenDecisions – Minecraft SMP
    Yo, imagine this: a Minecraft SMP where the fate of future generations depends on the decisions we make in-game! Like, if we build a giant chicken statue, maybe chickens will rule the world in the future or something. And if we create a secret underground base, maybe that will be the key to saving humanity from a zombie apocalypse! Join us and be a part of shaping the future in the most ridiculous and hilarious way possible. Plus, there’s a rumor that the server owner is actually a time-traveling llama who’s here to guide us to greatness. Don’t miss out on this wild ride!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 91/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Eternal Flames Captured: 8 Falling into the Void: 3
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2 Dimension Hops: 11
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 22 Legendary Titles Earned: 1
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 7 Pirate Ships Raided: 3
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 3 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • InevitableCraft

    InevitableCraft
    Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where pigs can fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena! Our server is so epic, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on.

    We have a secret underground city where players ride on llamas while battling evil chickens armed with enchanted pickaxes. Our PvP arena is a literal volcano where players fight to the death while dodging lava flows and dodgy Wi-Fi connections.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server has a hidden treasure chest that contains the rarest item in the game: a potion that turns you into a giant chicken for 24 hours. Imagine the chaos of trying to build a house while clucking uncontrollably and laying eggs everywhere!

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Just be warned, once you enter, there’s no turning back. You may never look at Minecraft the same way again.

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 110/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 3 Soul Swords Wielded: 2
    Haunted Mines Explored: 3 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2
    Lost Souls Rescued: 2 Epic Battles Fought: 17
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1 Alien Abductions: 1
    Crops Grown: 8449 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • CraftyDefenseUS

    CraftyDefenseUS
    so, like, this server is like, totally lit, bro. we got air defense batteries and american troops and all that jazz to protect us from like, evil mobs and stuff. like, imagine fighting off creepers with actual soldiers by your side, man. it’s gonna be epic. plus, we got secret government experiments and hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds and emeralds. like, who wouldn’t wanna join this crazy server, right? come on, join us and let’s conquer the minecraft world together, dude.

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 106/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 5 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 25
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 34 Cursed Amulets Found: 1
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 2 Infernal Machines Built: 1
    Living Statues Befriended: 2 Soul Swords Wielded: 5
    Farms Harvested: 169 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Nothing like mining diamonds in NostalgiaCraft – the server where even the creepers are friendly! 🌟

    Nothing like mining diamonds in NostalgiaCraft – the server where even the creepers are friendly! 🌟
    NostalgiaCraft Minecraft Server
    📽️ Trailer/Showcase: Watch Now
    🗺️ IP Address: mc.NostalgiaCraft.fun (Crossplay supported; Bedrock port is 19132)
    🎉 Join our Discord: Discord Invite

    What’s Unique About Nostalgiacraft

    🌟 Established in 2020: We avoid resets unless Mojang changes significantly how the worlds are generated (Our community is over 4+ years old)!
    🌐 Large World Border: Due to our dedicated server storage, we have a 300k x 300k world.
    💰 Vanilla Item-based Economy: You can make vanilla shops or use /trade with other players.
    🌈 Exclusively Enhancing Your Quality of Life: Strictly Vanilla+ experience with enhancements like /sethome, /spawn, /togglephantoms, etc.
    🔒 Graylist System: Spawn area (1400 x 1400) is safe for community members to interact without threat.
    🗣️ Active Community/Discord: Always active, make friends and meet new people on Nostalgiacraft!
    ⚡ Dedicated Server: Hosted on a Ryzen 9 7950X for smooth gameplay and 20TPS.

    FAQ

    Q: How do I join the server?

    A: Simply connect to the IP address provided: mc.NostalgiaCraft.fun

    Q: Can I play on this server if I’m on Bedrock edition?

    A: Yes, crossplay is supported and the Bedrock port is 19132.

    Q: Are there any application processes to join?

    A: No, NostalgiaCraft functions like a whitelisted server without the need for applications.

    Q: Can I create my own shops on the server?

    A: Yes, you can set up vanilla shops or use the /trade command with other players.

    Q: Are there any gameplay mechanics that are restricted on this server?

    A: The server strictly adheres to a Vanilla+ experience, meaning no additional plugins are used to introduce new mechanics like claims or McMMO.

    Q: Is there a safe area on the server for community interaction?

    A: Yes, the spawn area (1400 x 1400) is a protected environment for members to interact without the threat of stealing or PvP.

    Q: How active is the community and Discord server?

    A: The community is always active with friendly players, and the Discord server is a great place to make new friends and participate in events.

    Q: What type of server hardware is used for NostalgiaCraft?

    A: The server is hosted on a dedicated machine with a Ryzen 9 7950X processor to ensure smooth gameplay and 20TPS.

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 94/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Endless Mazes Solved: 3 Divine Spears Created: 27
    Orbs of Power Found: 11 Meteorites Collected: 1
    Magic Items Found: 4159 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 19
    Star Shards Collected: 101 Magic Crystals Found: 13
    Mythical Quests Completed: 31 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 28

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Pixel Wars Minecraft Server

    Pixel Wars Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that put you to sleep faster than a lullaby? Well, look no further because our server is a no drone snoozefest zone!

    Join us for a wild ride where you can ride on flying pigs, battle evil llamas, and even have dance parties with creepers! Our server is so exciting, even the Ender Dragon wants to join in on the fun.

    But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco where you can boogie down with skeletons and zombies. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and golden apples.

    So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us for the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft experience of your life? Come on, what are you waiting for? Let’s get this party started!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 105/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2 Emeralds Found: 1892
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 2 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 4
    Farms Harvested: 823 Volcanoes Explored: 2
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 7 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3
    Enchanted Teapots Collected: 6 Endless Legions Commanded: 12

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Predict The Remake Changes Minecraft SMP

    Predict The Remake Changes Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our SMP is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and unexpected twists and turns.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground lair filled with treasure guarded by a pack of friendly creepers. And if you manage to defeat them, you’ll be rewarded with a magical diamond sword that can shoot lasers!

    But that’s not all, folks! We also have a giant chicken that lays golden eggs every hour, so you’ll never run out of resources. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal that leads to a dimension filled with talking pigs and flying cows.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and experience the craziest and most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows what kind of madness awaits you in our world of blocky wonders.

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 108/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Legendary Titles Earned: 3
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 1 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1
    Crops Grown: 8995 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 1 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1 Dragonkin Hatched: 2

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • FraternityLand Minecraft Server

    FraternityLand Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than your favorite soap opera? Look no further! Join our server and experience the thrilling tale of Burner and their former neighbors, who are now locked in a battle over a piece of land that may become a frat house! Will Burner sell to the fraternal organization, or will the neighbors band together to stop them? The drama is real, folks.

    But that’s not all! Our server is filled with exciting adventures and challenges that will keep you on the edge of your seat. Build your own empire, explore mysterious lands, and battle fierce creatures. And who knows, maybe you’ll even encounter a group of rowdy frat boys causing chaos in the virtual world.

    So why wait? Join our server now and be a part of the craziest Minecraft community out there. Who knew virtual block-building could be so intense?

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 105/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Magic Wands Crafted: 7 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 10 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2
    Dragon Eggs Found: 3297 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 22
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 4 Infinite Doors Opened: 1
    Astral Mages Summoned: 2 Invisible Pathways Walked: 8

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • DaughterCraft – No School Switch!

    DaughterCraft – No School Switch!
    Are you tired of your daughter being happy and content with her current school? Do you want her to experience jealousy and resentment towards her sibling? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

    Join our server and watch as your daughter becomes obsessed with studying and comparing herself to her sibling’s elite education. She’ll be reading textbooks, yearbooks, and who knows what else in no time!

    Not only will she be jealous of her sibling, but she’ll also be upset with you for not switching her to the elite private school. Who knew Minecraft could cause such family drama?

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with foreign students, diplomats, and ultra-rich locals. Your daughter will have the opportunity to either not fit in or lose her morals – the possibilities are endless!

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and watch the chaos unfold in your family! Who knew virtual block-building could cause so much drama?

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 97/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 21 Mimic Chests Discovered: 1
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 2 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 2
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 7 Phoenix Feathers Found: 13
    Magical Moments Shared: 15 Whispering Caves Entered: 7
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 4 Paranormal Events Investigated: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • PubliclyNormal | Minecraft SMP

    PubliclyNormal | Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our wacky Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to embrace your inner weirdo! We’ve got players doing the most bizarre things like building a giant toilet house because they believe it’s good luck to poop in a virtual toilet. And don’t even get us started on the player who insists on wearing a chicken suit 24/7 because they think it gives them superpowers. If you’re looking for a server where the only limit is your imagination (and sanity), then join us now and prepare to have your mind blown (and possibly melted)!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 94/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 2 Haunted Forests Traversed: 5
    Towns Built: 9 Royal Courts Attended: 4
    Volcanoes Explored: 1 Magical Frogs Kissed: 4
    Living Statues Befriended: 1 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1 Divine Spears Created: 22

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • CluelessCraft

    CluelessCraft
    Are you tired of wandering around aimlessly in Minecraft, clueless about where to go or what to do next? Well, fear not, because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild adventure filled with mystery, mayhem, and plenty of hilarious hijinks.

    Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of dancing creepers appears out of nowhere, busting out their best moves to distract you. Or how about the time our players stumbled upon a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself? Trust us, you won’t find this kind of craziness on any other server.

    But that’s not all – we also have custom mini-games like “Hot Potato TNT” and “Zombie Pigman Soccer” that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a rare pink sheep wearing sunglasses and a top hat, strutting around like he owns the place.

    So why wait? Join our server today for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience that will leave you scratching your head in confusion and rolling on the floor with laughter. See you in the wacky world of Minecraft madness!

    Updated October 15, 2024

    Players: 98/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1 Villages Defended: 5
    Twisted Realms Survived: 3 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 3 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 3 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 10 Animals Bred: 48

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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