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Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 92/1000 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Epic Battles Fought: 11 Void Gems Collected: 26
Demon Skulls Collected: 48 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 3 Chaos Gates Opened: 0
Endless Mazes Solved: 4 Enchanted Forests Planted: 7
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 20

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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