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Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 90/900 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held: 7 Haunted Mines Explored: 1
Magic Wands Crafted: 20 Glitched Entities Encountered: 1
Magical Ponies Rescued: 3 Cursed Scrolls Read: 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 2
Starry Nights Enjoyed: 40 Holy Grails Found: 3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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