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Updated October 11, 2024

Players: 99/200 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1 Rainbows Spotted: 3
Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1 Twisted Realms Survived: 2
Crystal Caves Mapped: 9 Divine Spears Created: 20
Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1
Players Killed by Monsters: 1257 Potions Brewed: 98

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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