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Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 98/1000 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1 Dark Rituals Completed: 1
Celestial Blades Sharpened: 13 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
Omnipotent Charms Created: 2 Enchanted Forests Planted: 12
Forbidden Relics Collected: 6 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 8
Mines Excavated: 4003 Ether Blades Crafted: 10

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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