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Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 94/500 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3
Whispering Shadows Heard: 0 Royal Courts Attended: 1
Corrupted Trees Chopped: 1 Lunar Scepters Activated: 8
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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