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Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 99/800 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered: 2 Potions Brewed: 22
Goblin Armies Outwitted: 6 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 11
Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2
Orbs of Power Found: 7 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 7
Dragons Tamed: 2 Crops Grown: 7331

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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