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Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 90/200 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed: 5 Evil Lairs Raided: 7
Mystical Amulets Crafted: 43 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 10
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 93 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 9
Living Statues Befriended: 2 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 5
Demonic Pacts Formed: 3 Love Letters Sent: 16

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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