Are you tired of your girlfriend’s weird habits like collecting toenail clippings or talking to her pet rock? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you – our Minecraft server! Join us and leave all that craziness behind as you embark on epic adventures in a world where the only weird thing you’ll encounter is a cow wearing a top hat. Plus, rumor has it that diamonds are so abundant on our server that they’re practically falling from the sky! So ditch the weirdness and come join us for some blocky fun. Who knows, you might even find a new girlfriend who doesn’t think wearing a banana suit to bed is normal.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 91/500 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn: 2 Forbidden Tomes Read: 5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 7
Celestial Beings Befriended: 0 Cursed Taverns Survived: 2
Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Sentient Weapons Trained: 2
Fairy Circles Danced In: 9 Astral Projections Made: 2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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