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Players: | 99/400 | Votes: | 8594 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Villages Defended: | 12 | Magic Items Found: | 3969 |
Cursed Lands Purified: | 6 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 |
Forbidden Doors Opened: | 2 | Chimeras Created: | 4 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 7075 | Herobrine Sightings: | 10 |
Reality Warps Survived: | 2 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 |
Secret Libraries Discovered: | 1 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 4 |
Hidden Passages Discovered: | 3 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 2 |
We even have a special feature where you can pick up leftover or almost expired food from restaurants and grocery stores, just like my girlfriend does. Who needs steak when you can have a muffin that’s almost expired? Plus, our community is so welcoming that you might even get called out for stealing from poor people, just like I did to my girlfriend. It’s all in good fun, right?
So come join our server and experience the thrill of living like you’re broke, even if you’re not. Who needs a fancy mansion when you can have a uhaul full of second-hand furniture? And don’t worry about bed bugs – we haven’t had any so far. Join us now and let’s save the planet, one second-hand item at a time!