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Players: | 95/100 | Votes: | 948 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Rainbows Spotted: | 1 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 4 |
Emeralds Found: | 986 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 |
Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 1 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 18 |
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 2 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 8 |
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 3 |
Chimeras Created: | 3 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 |
Battle Standards Raised: | 7 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 2 |
We even have a special feature where you can pick up leftover or almost expired food from restaurants and grocery stores, just like my girlfriend does. Who needs steak when you can have a muffin that’s almost expired? Plus, our community is so welcoming that you might even get called out for stealing from poor people, just like I did to my girlfriend. It’s all in good fun, right?
So come join our server and experience the thrill of living like you’re broke, even if you’re not. Who needs a fancy mansion when you can have a uhaul full of second-hand furniture? And don’t worry about bed bugs – we haven’t had any so far. Join us now and let’s save the planet, one second-hand item at a time!