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Players: | 94/900 | Votes: | 5014 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 5 |
Cosmic Pies Baked: | 9 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 2 |
Battle Standards Raised: | 12 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 |
Dragonkin Hatched: | 5 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 | Rune Stones Activated: | 9 |
Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 22 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 |
Royal Courts Attended: | 0 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 1 |
We even have a special feature where you can pick up leftover or almost expired food from restaurants and grocery stores, just like my girlfriend does. Who needs steak when you can have a muffin that’s almost expired? Plus, our community is so welcoming that you might even get called out for stealing from poor people, just like I did to my girlfriend. It’s all in good fun, right?
So come join our server and experience the thrill of living like you’re broke, even if you’re not. Who needs a fancy mansion when you can have a uhaul full of second-hand furniture? And don’t worry about bed bugs – we haven’t had any so far. Join us now and let’s save the planet, one second-hand item at a time!