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Players: | 109/400 | Votes: | 8051 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Epic Shields Constructed: | 11 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 0 |
Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 4 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 4 |
Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 7 | Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 66 |
Crystal Caves Mapped: | 5 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 1 |
Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 17 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 10 |
Star Shards Collected: | 217 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 4 |
Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 9 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 6 |
We even have a special feature where you can pick up leftover or almost expired food from restaurants and grocery stores, just like my girlfriend does. Who needs steak when you can have a muffin that’s almost expired? Plus, our community is so welcoming that you might even get called out for stealing from poor people, just like I did to my girlfriend. It’s all in good fun, right?
So come join our server and experience the thrill of living like you’re broke, even if you’re not. Who needs a fancy mansion when you can have a uhaul full of second-hand furniture? And don’t worry about bed bugs – we haven’t had any so far. Join us now and let’s save the planet, one second-hand item at a time!