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Players: | 105/500 | Votes: | 9599 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Forbidden Relics Collected: | 6 | Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 3 |
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 | Crops Grown: | 4258 |
Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 19 | Enchanted Forests Planted: | 5 |
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: | 3 | Underground Cities Explored: | 5 |
Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 8 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 7 |
Ender Pearl Glitches: | 5 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 17 |
We even have a special feature where you can pick up leftover or almost expired food from restaurants and grocery stores, just like my girlfriend does. Who needs steak when you can have a muffin that’s almost expired? Plus, our community is so welcoming that you might even get called out for stealing from poor people, just like I did to my girlfriend. It’s all in good fun, right?
So come join our server and experience the thrill of living like you’re broke, even if you’re not. Who needs a fancy mansion when you can have a uhaul full of second-hand furniture? And don’t worry about bed bugs – we haven’t had any so far. Join us now and let’s save the planet, one second-hand item at a time!