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| Players: | 93/600 | Votes: | 829 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 316 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 6 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 7 | Wilderness Tamed: | 12 |
| Spectral Entities Defeated: | 6 | Crystal Caves Mapped: | 3 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 8654 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 6 |
| Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 3 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 5 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 6673 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 8 | Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 2 |
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as cheap as my girlfriend? Look no further! Our server is all about saving the planet by reusing everything we can, just like my girlfriend does with her second-hand clothes and phones. Join us and scavenge for resources like she does on Facebook Marketplace and Craigslist – who needs diamonds when you can find them for free, am I right?
We even have a special feature where you can pick up leftover or almost expired food from restaurants and grocery stores, just like my girlfriend does. Who needs steak when you can have a muffin that’s almost expired? Plus, our community is so welcoming that you might even get called out for stealing from poor people, just like I did to my girlfriend. It’s all in good fun, right?
So come join our server and experience the thrill of living like you’re broke, even if you’re not. Who needs a fancy mansion when you can have a uhaul full of second-hand furniture? And don’t worry about bed bugs – we haven’t had any so far. Join us now and let’s save the planet, one second-hand item at a time!
