GFsteals4funCraft

aita, almost expired food, bed bugs, clothes, Craigslist, Facebook Marketplace, food apps, Friends, GFsteals4funCraft, Girlfriend, harmless joke, high salary, leftover food, mattress, Muffins, PHONES, poor people, saving the planet, second hand, self congratulatory, stealing, uhaul

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as cheap as my girlfriend? Look no further! Our server is all about saving the planet by reusing everything we can, just like my girlfriend does with her second-hand clothes and phones. Join us and scavenge for resources like she does on Facebook Marketplace and Craigslist – who needs diamonds when you can find them for free, am I right?

We even have a special feature where you can pick up leftover or almost expired food from restaurants and grocery stores, just like my girlfriend does. Who needs steak when you can have a muffin that’s almost expired? Plus, our community is so welcoming that you might even get called out for stealing from poor people, just like I did to my girlfriend. It’s all in good fun, right?

So come join our server and experience the thrill of living like you’re broke, even if you’re not. Who needs a fancy mansion when you can have a uhaul full of second-hand furniture? And don’t worry about bed bugs – we haven’t had any so far. Join us now and let’s save the planet, one second-hand item at a time!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mines Excavated:	3710	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	8666	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	43
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	8

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	9	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Runes Activated:	0	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	11
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	22
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	53
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Runes Activated:	3

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Enchantments Applied:	279
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Towns Built:	9
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Star Shards Collected:	237
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Farms Harvested:	247
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Zombie Dances:	10
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Divine Spears Created:	14
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	282

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	30	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	4

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	86	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Zombie Dances:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	18	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	35	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	6

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Enchantments Applied:	134
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Pirate Ships Captured:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Villages Defended:	11
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	7754

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	81
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	61	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Arefy Network

Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Arefy Network is a network of Minecraft servers that has been around since January of 2014. We have experience with hosting fun, popular Minecraft servers!Our current servers: – Prison – SkyBlock – SurvivalJoin now at arefy.net

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Void Gems Collected:	22	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Chimeras Created:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Love Letters Sent:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.