GFsteals4funCraft

aita, almost expired food, bed bugs, clothes, Craigslist, Facebook Marketplace, food apps, Friends, GFsteals4funCraft, Girlfriend, harmless joke, high salary, leftover food, mattress, Muffins, PHONES, poor people, saving the planet, second hand, self congratulatory, stealing, uhaul

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as cheap as my girlfriend? Look no further! Our server is all about saving the planet by reusing everything we can, just like my girlfriend does with her second-hand clothes and phones. Join us and scavenge for resources like she does on Facebook Marketplace and Craigslist – who needs diamonds when you can find them for free, am I right?

We even have a special feature where you can pick up leftover or almost expired food from restaurants and grocery stores, just like my girlfriend does. Who needs steak when you can have a muffin that’s almost expired? Plus, our community is so welcoming that you might even get called out for stealing from poor people, just like I did to my girlfriend. It’s all in good fun, right?

So come join our server and experience the thrill of living like you’re broke, even if you’re not. Who needs a fancy mansion when you can have a uhaul full of second-hand furniture? And don’t worry about bed bugs – we haven’t had any so far. Join us now and let’s save the planet, one second-hand item at a time!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Runes Activated:	7	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	394
New Chunks Explored:	22711	Mythical Relics Collected:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	17	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Astral Projections Made:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	36	Divine Scrolls Written:	11

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Runes Activated:	7	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	62
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	98
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	48
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	42	Ether Blades Crafted:	6

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Crops Grown:	9251
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	22	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	142
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	85	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	88	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Meteorites Collected:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Towns Built:	7	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	11
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Enchanted Armories Found:	6	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Farms Harvested:	458	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Magic Items Found:	1851	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Holy Grails Found:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Emeralds Found:	3020

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Holy Grails Found:	3
Mines Excavated:	2020	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	11	Mines Excavated:	1781
Secret Passages Found:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Endless Legions Commanded:	30
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Arefy Network

Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Arefy Network is a network of Minecraft servers that has been around since January of 2014. We have experience with hosting fun, popular Minecraft servers!Our current servers: – Prison – SkyBlock – SurvivalJoin now at arefy.net

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	40	Mythical Swords Crafted:	43
Dragon Eggs Found:	2675	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.