GFsteals4funCraft

aita, almost expired food, bed bugs, clothes, Craigslist, Facebook Marketplace, food apps, Friends, GFsteals4funCraft, Girlfriend, harmless joke, high salary, leftover food, mattress, Muffins, PHONES, poor people, saving the planet, second hand, self congratulatory, stealing, uhaul

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as cheap as my girlfriend? Look no further! Our server is all about saving the planet by reusing everything we can, just like my girlfriend does with her second-hand clothes and phones. Join us and scavenge for resources like she does on Facebook Marketplace and Craigslist – who needs diamonds when you can find them for free, am I right?

We even have a special feature where you can pick up leftover or almost expired food from restaurants and grocery stores, just like my girlfriend does. Who needs steak when you can have a muffin that’s almost expired? Plus, our community is so welcoming that you might even get called out for stealing from poor people, just like I did to my girlfriend. It’s all in good fun, right?

So come join our server and experience the thrill of living like you’re broke, even if you’re not. Who needs a fancy mansion when you can have a uhaul full of second-hand furniture? And don’t worry about bed bugs – we haven’t had any so far. Join us now and let’s save the planet, one second-hand item at a time!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	25	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Gods Slained:	1
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Farms Harvested:	353
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Cursed Amulets Found:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	15
Secret Passages Found:	6	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Alien Abductions:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	15

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	22
Villages Defended:	13	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15
Astral Projections Made:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Alien Abductions:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	99	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Villages Defended:	16
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	74

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Endless Night Skies:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	9

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	4640
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	350	Chaos Gates Opened:	1

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	7	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Astral Orbs Gathered:	9
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	16
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Mythical Swords Crafted:	83	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Mines Excavated:	4717	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mines Excavated:	4460	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Magic Wands Crafted:	12
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Villages Defended:	16

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Astral Projections Made:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	35
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Dragon Eggs Found:	9242
Potions Brewed:	98	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Astral Projections Made:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Arefy Network

Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Arefy Network is a network of Minecraft servers that has been around since January of 2014. We have experience with hosting fun, popular Minecraft servers!Our current servers: – Prison – SkyBlock – SurvivalJoin now at arefy.net

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43	Dragon Eggs Found:	5077
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.