GFsteals4funCraft

aita, almost expired food, bed bugs, clothes, Craigslist, Facebook Marketplace, food apps, Friends, GFsteals4funCraft, Girlfriend, harmless joke, high salary, leftover food, mattress, Muffins, PHONES, poor people, saving the planet, second hand, self congratulatory, stealing, uhaul

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as cheap as my girlfriend? Look no further! Our server is all about saving the planet by reusing everything we can, just like my girlfriend does with her second-hand clothes and phones. Join us and scavenge for resources like she does on Facebook Marketplace and Craigslist – who needs diamonds when you can find them for free, am I right?

We even have a special feature where you can pick up leftover or almost expired food from restaurants and grocery stores, just like my girlfriend does. Who needs steak when you can have a muffin that’s almost expired? Plus, our community is so welcoming that you might even get called out for stealing from poor people, just like I did to my girlfriend. It’s all in good fun, right?

So come join our server and experience the thrill of living like you’re broke, even if you’re not. Who needs a fancy mansion when you can have a uhaul full of second-hand furniture? And don’t worry about bed bugs – we haven’t had any so far. Join us now and let’s save the planet, one second-hand item at a time!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	New Chunks Explored:	251464
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Astral Amulets Crafted:	43	Living Statues Befriended:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Emeralds Found:	3049
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Evil Twin Fights:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54	Void Gems Collected:	16
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Epic Quests Completed:	17
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	2

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	8966
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Falling into the Void:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	8
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Astral Projections Made:	0
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	83	Secret Passages Found:	5

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	9	Dragon Scales Harvested:	173
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Titanic Battles Fought:	27
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	23
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Secret Passages Found:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	9517

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Farms Harvested:	424	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	218	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Epic Battles Fought:	5

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	5	New Chunks Explored:	718017
Mythical Swords Crafted:	29	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Arefy Network

Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Arefy Network is a network of Minecraft servers that has been around since January of 2014. We have experience with hosting fun, popular Minecraft servers!Our current servers: – Prison – SkyBlock – SurvivalJoin now at arefy.net

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16
Forbidden Relics Collected:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Hypersteal

Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Hypersteal is a Public Minecraft Network open to both Java and Bedrock players! Come join one of our servers, like Lifesteal (And survival is coming soon), which are always full of unique features and plugins to explore and try. We hope to see you soon on play.hypersteal.net (Bedrock Port: 19132 )

Updated October 17, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	28	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.