GFsteals4funCraft

aita, almost expired food, bed bugs, clothes, Craigslist, Facebook Marketplace, food apps, Friends, GFsteals4funCraft, Girlfriend, harmless joke, high salary, leftover food, mattress, Muffins, PHONES, poor people, saving the planet, second hand, self congratulatory, stealing, uhaul

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as cheap as my girlfriend? Look no further! Our server is all about saving the planet by reusing everything we can, just like my girlfriend does with her second-hand clothes and phones. Join us and scavenge for resources like she does on Facebook Marketplace and Craigslist – who needs diamonds when you can find them for free, am I right?

We even have a special feature where you can pick up leftover or almost expired food from restaurants and grocery stores, just like my girlfriend does. Who needs steak when you can have a muffin that’s almost expired? Plus, our community is so welcoming that you might even get called out for stealing from poor people, just like I did to my girlfriend. It’s all in good fun, right?

So come join our server and experience the thrill of living like you’re broke, even if you’re not. Who needs a fancy mansion when you can have a uhaul full of second-hand furniture? And don’t worry about bed bugs – we haven’t had any so far. Join us now and let’s save the planet, one second-hand item at a time!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Divine Spears Created:	12
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	15	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	56
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Elemental Crystals Collected:	77
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Items Found:	8307	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32	Void Armor Forged:	14
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	106/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	51	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	146
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	800	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Farms Harvested:	885
Alien Abductions:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Gods Slained:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	3

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	6	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Dark Rituals Completed:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5
Mines Excavated:	2742	Magical Moments Shared:	6
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Potions Brewed:	25

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	66	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	48	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	490	Meteorite Armor Created:	13
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Ores Mined:	741
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Alien Abductions:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	59	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	26	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Ores Mined:	7126	Void Armor Forged:	13
Villages Defended:	16	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Arefy Network

Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Arefy Network is a network of Minecraft servers that has been around since January of 2014. We have experience with hosting fun, popular Minecraft servers!Our current servers: – Prison – SkyBlock – SurvivalJoin now at arefy.net

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	10
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	12
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!