GFsteals4funCraft

aita, almost expired food, bed bugs, clothes, Craigslist, Facebook Marketplace, food apps, Friends, GFsteals4funCraft, Girlfriend, harmless joke, high salary, leftover food, mattress, Muffins, PHONES, poor people, saving the planet, second hand, self congratulatory, stealing, uhaul

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as cheap as my girlfriend? Look no further! Our server is all about saving the planet by reusing everything we can, just like my girlfriend does with her second-hand clothes and phones. Join us and scavenge for resources like she does on Facebook Marketplace and Craigslist – who needs diamonds when you can find them for free, am I right?

We even have a special feature where you can pick up leftover or almost expired food from restaurants and grocery stores, just like my girlfriend does. Who needs steak when you can have a muffin that’s almost expired? Plus, our community is so welcoming that you might even get called out for stealing from poor people, just like I did to my girlfriend. It’s all in good fun, right?

So come join our server and experience the thrill of living like you’re broke, even if you’re not. Who needs a fancy mansion when you can have a uhaul full of second-hand furniture? And don’t worry about bed bugs – we haven’t had any so far. Join us now and let’s save the planet, one second-hand item at a time!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Star Shards Collected:	138
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	18	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	11	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	97	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	6

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Potions Brewed:	176	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Zombie Dances:	8
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	38

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Falling into the Void:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	49
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	293
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Secret Passages Found:	8	Emeralds Found:	3876
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	10	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Evil Lairs Raided:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	8	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Secret Passages Found:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Herobrine Sightings:	7

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	82
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	18

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	20
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Arefy Network

Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Arefy Network is a network of Minecraft servers that has been around since January of 2014. We have experience with hosting fun, popular Minecraft servers!Our current servers: – Prison – SkyBlock – SurvivalJoin now at arefy.net

Updated October 16, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	36	Magical Moments Shared:	22
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!