GFsteals4funCraft

aita, almost expired food, bed bugs, clothes, Craigslist, Facebook Marketplace, food apps, Friends, GFsteals4funCraft, Girlfriend, harmless joke, high salary, leftover food, mattress, Muffins, PHONES, poor people, saving the planet, second hand, self congratulatory, stealing, uhaul

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as cheap as my girlfriend? Look no further! Our server is all about saving the planet by reusing everything we can, just like my girlfriend does with her second-hand clothes and phones. Join us and scavenge for resources like she does on Facebook Marketplace and Craigslist – who needs diamonds when you can find them for free, am I right?

We even have a special feature where you can pick up leftover or almost expired food from restaurants and grocery stores, just like my girlfriend does. Who needs steak when you can have a muffin that’s almost expired? Plus, our community is so welcoming that you might even get called out for stealing from poor people, just like I did to my girlfriend. It’s all in good fun, right?

So come join our server and experience the thrill of living like you’re broke, even if you’re not. Who needs a fancy mansion when you can have a uhaul full of second-hand furniture? And don’t worry about bed bugs – we haven’t had any so far. Join us now and let’s save the planet, one second-hand item at a time!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	6

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Mines Excavated:	1789
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Meteorites Collected:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
New Chunks Explored:	125994	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8
Gods Slained:	0	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Astral Projections Made:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	30
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	66	Elemental Crystals Collected:	50

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	441
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	14
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	42
Endless Night Skies:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Crops Grown:	1595
Epic Shields Constructed:	22	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	7
New Chunks Explored:	676828	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	6091
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Crops Grown:	1281	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	13
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Emeralds Found:	2476
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Endless Night Skies:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35	Haunted Chests Opened:	8

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Towns Built:	8
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	174

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Void Gems Collected:	13	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Zombie Dances:	10
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9	Whispering Caves Entered:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).