GFsteals4funCraft

aita, almost expired food, bed bugs, clothes, Craigslist, Facebook Marketplace, food apps, Friends, GFsteals4funCraft, Girlfriend, harmless joke, high salary, leftover food, mattress, Muffins, PHONES, poor people, saving the planet, second hand, self congratulatory, stealing, uhaul

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as cheap as my girlfriend? Look no further! Our server is all about saving the planet by reusing everything we can, just like my girlfriend does with her second-hand clothes and phones. Join us and scavenge for resources like she does on Facebook Marketplace and Craigslist – who needs diamonds when you can find them for free, am I right?

We even have a special feature where you can pick up leftover or almost expired food from restaurants and grocery stores, just like my girlfriend does. Who needs steak when you can have a muffin that’s almost expired? Plus, our community is so welcoming that you might even get called out for stealing from poor people, just like I did to my girlfriend. It’s all in good fun, right?

So come join our server and experience the thrill of living like you’re broke, even if you’re not. Who needs a fancy mansion when you can have a uhaul full of second-hand furniture? And don’t worry about bed bugs – we haven’t had any so far. Join us now and let’s save the planet, one second-hand item at a time!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Endless Legions Commanded:	45
Astral Projections Made:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	3111

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

TheaLater MC

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

If youre looking for a chill layed back server with a all inclusive community then you are in luck! This server is mainly survival but we are constantly expanding to other games. Come check us out if you’re interested!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7	Holy Grails Found:	5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	18	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

GensFood

Economy, Mini Games, Roleplay, Vanilla

GensFood is a unique Minecraft Server with a range of cool features: • Generators gamemode • Prestige system • Custom Mining and Fishing • Random events • Chat Reactions • Seasonal Payouts

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Star Shards Collected:	102
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

EcoSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	10
Crops Grown:	8098	Vanishing Structures Built:	2

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

The Witch Chest

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games

If you are looking for chill community, with all kind of players from all over the world, to make memories with. Then this is the server for you! Lots of fun activities and unique things that will keep you busy for a long time 🙂

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	15
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Meteorites Collected:	0	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

BILTU SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

⭐MCPE IP: play.biltusmp.fun ⭐PORT: 25582“Welcome to ‘Survival PvP: Engage in intense player vs. player battles where survival is paramount.Lifesteal Mechanic: Your attacks heal you during combat, adding a unique twist to battles.Economy: Establish a thriving in-game economy centered around the lifesteal mechanic.Base Building: Build and fortify your base to protect your resources and survive raids.Resource Gathering: Collect essential resources to thrive in the harsh environment.Trading: Trade with other players for rare items and strategic advantages.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	13	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

MeeTion Network

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

———————————————————————————————————— ┈ ⋞ ⟨ ⏣ MEETION NETWORK ⏣ ⟩ ⋟ ┈Java IP -> meetion-mc.com / Bedrock IP -> meetion-mc.com – Puerto -> 19132 Discord: https://discord.gg/6JbNn3KXZ7SUPPORT FOR -> 1.16.4 to 1.20.4 AVAILABLE FOR BEDROCK!Welcome to MeeTion Network, an excellent server for its incredible experiences and designs while you play and have fun. We are a very dedicated and hassle-free server, where we value the community above all else. The server is in versions 1.16.4 to 1.20.4, and everyone is welcome as Java and Bedrock players are free to join!Take a seat, get comfortable and have fun! ————————————————————————————————————

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6
Meteorites Collected:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

KingSMP

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

Free to play Lifesteal and Events server – join in our regular events and youtube streams (@kingraghvr01) for giveaways, prizes and fun!We work hard to keep the server up to date and always do our best to incorporate player requests!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Haunted Chests Opened:	10
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

SiriusMC

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival, Tekkit

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Altitude Community

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Altitude is the best survival community for 1.20! Grab some friends, or make some new ones, and enjoy an awesome survival experience! Welcome to our tight-knit community!We host four survival servers synced together so that you can switch between them and take your inventory, McMMO levels, MyPets, and economy money with you! Play on one server or all of them, and meet tons of awesome people to help you on your survival adventure.Each server features a unique seed and community – but the features are the same: we have McMMO, MyPet, Dynmap, land claiming, an in-game currency economy, and PvP can be toggled on/off. We also reset the end world each month!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	12	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Farms Harvested:	758

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

LusiadasCraft

Survival

The LusíadasCraft server was created in 2023 by a group of friends who have been playing together for a few years and decided to create a server for the community. This is a server focused on Portuguese culture and folklore, where you can have fun alone or with your friends! This server has some mechanics such as: – Customized fishing (A different fishing system than usual) – Mcmmo (A skill system already known by many) – Clans (Players can choose to group themselves into a clan) – Claims (To help protect the community) – Selling Wands (A more simplified item selling system) – Vending items (A vending item) – Different mob spawners (types of mob spawners other than vanilla ones) – Customized Items (Non-vanilla items) – Customized resource map (Map focused on exploration) And much more! Join us at mc.LusiadasCraft.pt!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Towns Built:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18	Dragon Eggs Found:	6120
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	325	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

HoloCraft SEA

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Holocraft! We’re a small but friendly active server, the main purpose is to provide a relax and enjoyable experience for our players! We target to be one of the best minecraft server with a large variety of game modes for you and your friend or family to enjoy.• Survival – 1.19.2 – dungeon – pvp – economy • Skyblock – 1.19.2 • Vanilla – 1.19.2 • Bedwar- Coming soon • Prison- Coming soon • Factions – Coming soonIP Address: play.holocraft.xyz Website: https://www.holocraft.xyz Store: https://holocraft-sea.tebex.io/ Discord: https://discord.gg/MaZzQpCCqfConnect to this Minecraft server using 1.8 to 1.19.2 client version using the ip play.holocraft.xyz

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	7163	Demon Skulls Collected:	40
Endless Night Skies:	4	Alien Abductions:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	84	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Potions Brewed:	116

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Universal

LifeSteal, PvP

Experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure on the PVP and Lifesteal Server!INDIA MOST FAMOUS SERVER, here you can learn pvp And show your skills OF building,pvp and creativity SO why are you waiting JOIN NOW!!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

MineWave

Economy, LifeSteal, OneBlock, Survival

MineWave is a network featuring survival and competitive gamemodes such as Lifesteal, EarthSMP and OneBlock!JOIN MINEWAVE Java IP – minewave.netJOIN MINEWAVE FOR BEDROCK USER Bedrock IP – br.minewave.net Port – 19132

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	53	New Chunks Explored:	163077
Chimeras Created:	4	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Void Armor Forged:	28	Pirate Ships Captured:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

AnubisMC

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

We’re running Pixelmon Reforged v9.1.6Use our Technic Modpack to join us: https://anubismc.com/modpackIf you’re having any issues, hop into our Discord for assistance: https://discord.gg/anubismc

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Emeralds Found:	8288	Wilderness Tamed:	14
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Empire Minecraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Empire Minecraft is far from your average Minecraft server. With a unique combination of PROTECTED town plots, wilderness outposts with optional ANTI-GRIEF PROTECTION, and a player-focused ECONOMY system, there is something for every player to enjoy.The base of our server remains closely tied to vanilla survival. Most changes and features coded by our experienced developer team are optional. These include custom mobs, drops, and difficulty settings to enhance gameplay for those wanting a little more of a challenge above the usual survival gameplay. Dial these settings down and enjoy a relaxing gameplay experience in instead. With something for everyone, you play YOUR way.We are proud to be Family Friendly and non-PvP, with settings that can be customized to fit every player experience level and mature staff who monitor the server 24/7. You won’t find another server like us. Come join our awesome community today!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	18
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	29
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.