GFsteals4funCraft

aita, almost expired food, bed bugs, clothes, Craigslist, Facebook Marketplace, food apps, Friends, GFsteals4funCraft, Girlfriend, harmless joke, high salary, leftover food, mattress, Muffins, PHONES, poor people, saving the planet, second hand, self congratulatory, stealing, uhaul

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as cheap as my girlfriend? Look no further! Our server is all about saving the planet by reusing everything we can, just like my girlfriend does with her second-hand clothes and phones. Join us and scavenge for resources like she does on Facebook Marketplace and Craigslist – who needs diamonds when you can find them for free, am I right?

We even have a special feature where you can pick up leftover or almost expired food from restaurants and grocery stores, just like my girlfriend does. Who needs steak when you can have a muffin that’s almost expired? Plus, our community is so welcoming that you might even get called out for stealing from poor people, just like I did to my girlfriend. It’s all in good fun, right?

So come join our server and experience the thrill of living like you’re broke, even if you’re not. Who needs a fancy mansion when you can have a uhaul full of second-hand furniture? And don’t worry about bed bugs – we haven’t had any so far. Join us now and let’s save the planet, one second-hand item at a time!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	10	Dimension Hops:	11
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Dextrality

Factions, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay

Welcome to this vast and exciting world, brave adventurer! But be careful, you can’t just walk around here like it’s nothing, as there are certain rules you must follow so you don’t end up being exiled from humanity, your land, and the world. So get ready to challenge your limits, explore incredible places and face epic challenges while following the rules and becoming a real hero of this great adventure!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Villages Defended:	6
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Dragon Block Apollo

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	18
Dimension Hops:	7	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Alien Abductions:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Magic Items Found:	3249	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Endless Night Skies:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	374	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	4

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	6	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	20
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	40	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	17	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Villages Defended:	20	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Dragons Tamed:	1	Falling into the Void:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Divine Scrolls Written:	6
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	New Chunks Explored:	553936
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Astral Projections Made:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
Chimeras Created:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	3054

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	13	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Secret Passages Found:	8	Emeralds Found:	265
Enchanted Forests Planted:	10	Undead Armies Raised:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	31
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3	Runes Activated:	8

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	12	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Void Gems Collected:	35

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Curse of Binding Applied:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 13, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Epic Shields Constructed:	10	Magical Moments Shared:	16
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!