Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as cheap as my girlfriend? Look no further! Our server is all about saving the planet by reusing everything we can, just like my girlfriend does with her second-hand clothes and phones. Join us and scavenge for resources like she does on Facebook Marketplace and Craigslist – who needs diamonds when you can find them for free, am I right?

We even have a special feature where you can pick up leftover or almost expired food from restaurants and grocery stores, just like my girlfriend does. Who needs steak when you can have a muffin that’s almost expired? Plus, our community is so welcoming that you might even get called out for stealing from poor people, just like I did to my girlfriend. It’s all in good fun, right?

So come join our server and experience the thrill of living like you’re broke, even if you’re not. Who needs a fancy mansion when you can have a uhaul full of second-hand furniture? And don’t worry about bed bugs – we haven’t had any so far. Join us now and let’s save the planet, one second-hand item at a time!

Updated November 2, 2024

Players: 103/200 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard: 2 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4
Pirate Ships Raided: 3 Undead Armies Raised: 3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • ShellCraft: Evade & Conquer!

    ShellCraft: Evade & Conquer!
    come join our epic minecraft server where we evade sanctions like russia with shell companies but in a totally legal and hilarious way!!! build your own shell company and hide all your diamonds from the tax man, just like putin but without the political consequences!

    we have a secret underground bunker where you can store all your illegal goods and pretend you’re a russian oligarch living the high life. join now and start your life of crime in the most fun and ridiculous way possible!

    plus, our admins are all former KGB agents so you know you’re in good hands when it comes to avoiding the authorities. come join us and let’s rule the world together, one shell company at a time!

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 93/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Potions Brewed: 176 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 18
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 1 Gnome Villages Protected: 4

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • BDSM MedCare FunLand

    BDSM MedCare FunLand
    so like, imagine this minecraft server where all the players are part of the BDSM community. like, they’ve had some bad experiences with healthcare in the past, so they come here to escape and have a good time.

    join this server if you wanna build a dungeon filled with secret passageways and torture chambers. trust me, you’ll never wanna leave once you start playing. plus, the admins are all trained in CPR and first aid, so you’ll be safe even when things get a little too intense.

    come join us and let your freak flag fly in this wild and crazy minecraft world. you won’t regret it, unless you’re into vanilla stuff. then maybe this server isn’t for you. but if you’re into whips, chains, and building elaborate sex dungeons, then this is the place for you. come on in, the fun is just getting started!

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 108/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Gods Slained: 0 Wilderness Tamed: 16
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 5 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

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  • What is the IP for PWR Minecraft Server?

    What is the IP for PWR Minecraft Server?

    PWR is a dynamic and innovative fitness company that offers a range of workout programs and training services designed to help individuals achieve their fitness goals. Led by founder and fitness influencer, Kayla Itsines, PWR is known for its effective and results-driven approach to exercise. With a strong focus on strength training and high-intensity interval workouts, PWR has gained a loyal following of individuals looking to transform their bodies and improve their overall health and fitness levels.

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 96/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Secret Libraries Discovered: 3 Eerie Music Discs Played: 4
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPES and DONATES | 1000 ACHIVOC Minecraft server

    SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPES and DONATES | 1000 ACHIVOC Minecraft server
    The owner of the server “SURVIVAL WITHOUT WIPES and DONATES 1000 ACHIVES” has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 103/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 8 Divine Relics Bestowed: 6
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 7 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • Low Birth Rate Minecraft Server

    Low Birth Rate Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where two nations with the lowest birth rates in the world come together for some wild and wacky adventures! Why are their birth rates so low, you ask? Well, rumor has it that a mischievous group of creepers has been stealing all the baby villagers and hiding them in secret dungeons. It’s up to you and your fellow players to rescue the babies and restore balance to the server!

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to a rare breed of zombie pigmen who have mastered the art of disco dancing. Join them on the dance floor for some groovy moves and maybe even learn a thing or two about survival in the process.

    And if you’re feeling brave, venture into the Nether where you’ll find a portal to a parallel universe filled with giant chickens that lay diamond eggs. Who needs to mine for resources when you have a never-ending supply of bling?

    So come join us on our server and experience the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft world you’ve ever seen. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into next!

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 93/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 2 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 12
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 8 Living Statues Befriended: 1

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • Linus Brown Kids Minecraft SMP

    Linus Brown Kids Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further than our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP! Join us if you want to hang out with Linus, the coolest brown kid in town who can build a rollercoaster out of dirt blocks and make a farm full of dancing cows.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of talking chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or try to stop their nefarious plans? The choice is yours!

    And if you’re feeling brave, you can venture into the Nether where you’ll find a disco party hosted by a group of zombie pigmen who love to boogie down to some funky beats. Just be careful not to get too carried away or you might end up becoming their new dance partner for eternity!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today for a truly unique and hilarious gaming experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Linus and his brown kids are waiting for you to join the fun!

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 106/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 5 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1
    Cursed Villages Purged: 1 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • Professional Procrastinator Minecraft SMP

    Professional Procrastinator Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of living in the boring real world where your job title doesn’t match what you actually do? Then come join our Minecraft SMP, where your job title will finally make sense!

    Imagine being a professional block breaker, a master of pixelated landscapes, or a professional creeper wrangler. On our server, you can live out your wildest job title fantasies and truly be the boss of your own virtual world.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that whoever can tame the Diamond Chicken will have unlimited riches and power on the server.

    So what are you waiting for? Leave your boring real-world job behind and join us on our crazy Minecraft SMP where anything is possible!

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 99/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Epic Battles Fought: 13 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • MoonPortalMadness

    MoonPortalMadness
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where the most exciting thing that happens is finding a diamond? Well, look no further because our server is out of this world – literally!

    Imagine this: you stumble upon a two-way portal to the Moon in your basement. Instead of freaking out, you decide to use it to join our server. Why, you ask? Well, because on our server, you can build your very own Moon base and mine for space diamonds!

    But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of alien villagers who are always up for a trade. Need some enchanted gear? Just trade them a few moon rocks and they’ll hook you up.

    So if you’re ready for a truly out-of-this-world Minecraft experience, join our server and start your lunar adventure today!

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 97/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2 Dark Rituals Completed: 5
    Love Letters Sent: 19 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 4

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • The Bob’s (Not So) Secret Meeting Place – Don’t Tell Steve [SMP]

    The Bob’s (Not So) Secret Meeting Place – Don’t Tell Steve [SMP]

    The Bob SMP

    Hello everyone! This is a Bedrock Survival SMP with Kingdoms, and a lot of others to play with!

    It includes a few mods, such as Farming, Furniture, and Gravestones

    We have friendly staff that would love for you to join us!

    If this interests you, join us today! https://discord.gg/Aqc7xAUGDQ

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    Can I join this server? Yes, anyone is welcome to join The Bob SMP!
    What mods are included in the server? The server includes mods for Farming, Furniture, and Gravestones.
    Is there a Kingdoms feature in the server? Yes, The Bob SMP includes Kingdoms for players to participate in.
    Are the staff members helpful? Yes, the staff members are friendly and eager to assist all players.
    How can I join the server? You can join the server by clicking on the Discord invite link provided above.

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 98/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 Blood Moons Survived: 1
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0 World-Altering Spells Cast: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • Blocky Fun Minecraft Server

    Blocky Fun Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most insane server you’ll ever play on!

    Join us and experience the thrill of riding on flying pigs while battling evil unicorns with diamond swords! Build your base in the clouds and defend it from a horde of zombie chickens that shoot lasers from their eyes.

    But that’s not all! Our server has a secret underground city filled with talking mushrooms and dancing creepers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Golden Potato of Power that grants you unlimited diamond armor and the ability to summon a herd of explosive sheep.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t find anything like this anywhere else.

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 96/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Arcane Towers Raised: 5 Mythical Relics Collected: 18
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 5 Wyrmholes Dug: 10

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • Erection Interference Minecraft SMP

    Erection Interference Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is building a dirt house? Well, look no further because our server is filled with wild adventures and crazy shenanigans that will leave you in stitches!

    Join us for epic battles against giant chickens, insane parkour challenges that will test your sanity, and a secret underground society of llamas plotting world domination. And if that’s not enough, we have a special event called “erection interference” where players must navigate a maze filled with giant phallic structures while being bombarded with distracting noises and obstacles.

    But wait, there’s more! We also have a special currency system where players can trade items for ridiculous things like rainbow-colored sheep or a pet creeper that tells bad jokes. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen!

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 92/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Teleportation Mishaps: 2 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2
    Enchanted Armories Found: 5 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • PilotCraft: The Ultimate Series

    PilotCraft: The Ultimate Series
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is like the pilot episode of your favorite TV show – full of excitement, surprises, and plot twists!

    Join our server and embark on a journey like no other as you navigate through crazy challenges and hilarious quests. Want to ride a chicken into battle? Done. Want to build a castle made entirely out of cake? Go for it! The possibilities are endless on our server.

    But that’s not all! Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground lair filled with diamond-encrusted pigs who can grant you wishes. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a portal to a parallel universe where everything is made out of marshmallows.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the best pilot episode of your Minecraft adventure!

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 100/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 2 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 8
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 6 Celestial Events Witnessed: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • Cinema-Free Gaymer Minecraft Server

    Cinema-Free Gaymer Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old cinema stealing all the spotlight? Come join our Minecraft server where we embrace the true art form of gaming! Our players are so dedicated to the game that they’ve built entire movie theaters in-game just to show how much they don’t care about cinema. Join us and discover a world where gamers reign supreme and where creativity knows no bounds. Plus, our server is so unique that even Hollywood is jealous of our originality. So why settle for cinema when you can join us and experience the ultimate gaming paradise?

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 93/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 3 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 30
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 5 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • Lewd Minecraft SMP – Virtual Reality General #2261

    Lewd Minecraft SMP – Virtual Reality General #2261
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take virtual reality to a whole new level! Join us for some lewd shenanigans and outrageous adventures in our pixelated world.

    Why join us, you ask? Well, where else can you find a server that offers avatars straight out of anime, furry tech, and even funny noises for your penetrators/sockets? We’ve got everything you need to spice up your virtual experience.

    Need some jiggling titties or a floppy cock? We’ve got tutorials for that too! And don’t forget about our upcoming events, like birthday sex (depending on your timezone, of course).

    So come on, hop on board our Minecraft SMP and get ready for some virtual reality, real ejaculate action! It’s gonna be a wild ride, so don’t miss out!

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 107/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Reality Warps Survived: 0 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 3
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 4 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 8

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • The LuckyGem server: where you can mine diamonds while singing karaoke and avoiding creepers. Join us for a gem-tastic time!

    The LuckyGem server: where you can mine diamonds while singing karaoke and avoiding creepers. Join us for a gem-tastic time!
    New 1.21 map!
    LuckyGem SMP is a friendly, whitelisted, trusted community with no game altering plugins. We are running on the latest Minecraft Version. We take pride in our communities ability to stay active, build friendships and most importantly have fun! We were founded in 2020 by a couple Minecraft Youtubers who wanted to explore the game and have fun! We recently opened a fresh server and a fresh discord. The whole dynamic of LuckyGem is to grow as one!
    SERVER INFORMATION
    We have an active Discord! Apply to play here : https://discord.gg/w6Ag9CWqwn
    Join our server here : play.luckygemsmp.com

    FAQ

    1. How can I join LuckyGem SMP?

    To join LuckyGem SMP, you must apply through our Discord server. Please put effort into your application for the best chances of being accepted.

    2. Are there any game altering plugins on the server?

    No, LuckyGem SMP prides itself on having no game altering plugins. We believe in a vanilla gameplay experience.

    3. How can I travel on the server?

    There is no teleporting plugin on LuckyGem SMP. You can travel by foot or use the nether tunnel highways for faster travel. Players can also build and decorate their own Nether Tunnels.

    4. Is there an economy on the server?

    No, LuckyGem SMP does not have an economy plugin. Players are encouraged to claim stalls and participate in the trust-based diamond economy.

    5. Is there a land claim plugin on the server?

    No, there is no land claim plugin on LuckyGem SMP. Players can find a free spot, mark it out clearly, and start building.

    6. How can I participate in server events and competitions?

    LuckyGem SMP hosts Weekly Events, Competitions, Build Competitions, and even UHC. Join the server and Discord to stay updated on upcoming events.

    7. How can I donate materials or contribute to the server’s vision?

    Players can donate materials or build alongside other members to fulfill the server’s vision of a community-driven server. Your contributions are welcomed and appreciated.

    Updated November 2, 2024

    Players: 97/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Wilderness Tamed: 13 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1
    Legendary Titles Earned: 3 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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