Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as cheap as my girlfriend? Look no further! Our server is all about saving the planet by reusing everything we can, just like my girlfriend does with her second-hand clothes and phones. Join us and scavenge for resources like she does on Facebook Marketplace and Craigslist – who needs diamonds when you can find them for free, am I right?

We even have a special feature where you can pick up leftover or almost expired food from restaurants and grocery stores, just like my girlfriend does. Who needs steak when you can have a muffin that’s almost expired? Plus, our community is so welcoming that you might even get called out for stealing from poor people, just like I did to my girlfriend. It’s all in good fun, right?

So come join our server and experience the thrill of living like you’re broke, even if you’re not. Who needs a fancy mansion when you can have a uhaul full of second-hand furniture? And don’t worry about bed bugs – we haven’t had any so far. Join us now and let’s save the planet, one second-hand item at a time!

Updated October 31, 2024

Players: 103/1000 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 5
Legendary Titles Earned: 1 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 0

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • DreamyReMinecraft SMP

    DreamyReMinecraft SMP
    Remember that dream where you were riding a giant chicken through a rainbow-filled sky while being chased by a pack of evil llamas? Well, that’s basically what everyday life is like on our Minecraft SMP! Join us for the chance to live out your wildest dreams and create epic memories that will leave you questioning reality. Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually a secret portal to a parallel universe where diamonds grow on trees and creepers are actually friendly pets. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s make some unforgettable memories together!

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 97/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 7 Lost Cities Unearthed: 2
    Dimension Hops: 15 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • RegretCraft: Life’s Lava Pit

    RegretCraft: Life’s Lava Pit
    Are you still haunted by the time you accidentally punched a villager in Minecraft and started a whole village-wide brawl? Well, fear not my friend, because on our server, we embrace chaos and mayhem! Join us and let your regrets be a thing of the past as you unleash your inner prankster and cause havoc wherever you go. Who needs therapy when you have a virtual world to wreak havoc in, am I right? So come on, join us and let’s create some unforgettable memories (and probably get banned from a few servers along the way)!

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 94/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Herobrine Sightings: 0 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 8
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Chimeras Created: 4

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • HezbollahSmashCraft

    HezbollahSmashCraft
    Yo, so like, on this epic Minecraft server, we have this wild event where players can pretend to be Israeli forces launching a strike on Beirut to take down the infamous senior Hezbollah official Hashem Safieddine. It’s like a virtual war zone, but with blocks and stuff. Join us for the most intense and chaotic battles you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. Plus, you might even uncover some secret treasures hidden in the rubble. So come on, what are you waiting for? Let’s blow stuff up together!

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 96/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Living Shadows Defeated: 4 Pirate Ships Captured: 2
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 8 Evil Lairs Raided: 5

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • Morning Dementia Drop

    Morning Dementia Drop
    Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, we got zombies that only come out at night when the blood is drawn, man! And get this, if you take a dementia test in the morning, your memory is gonna be on point, but if you take it at night, you gonna be forgettin’ where you put your diamond sword, bro! It’s like, a whole new level of challenge, ya feel me? So come join us and see if you can survive the night and keep your memory intact, fam! Let’s get this party started, woo!

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 109/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Divine Scrolls Written: 6 Epic Shields Constructed: 36
    Emeralds Found: 3471 Shadow Figures Spotted: 10

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • Welcome to the “Infinity Circle Server! smp 1.21” – where the fun never ends, just like a broken record!

    Welcome to the “Infinity Circle Server! smp 1.21” – where the fun never ends, just like a broken record!

    Infinity Cube Server Overview

    Description
    Interested in a forever server, with an emphasis on builders, that stays fresh with the resets of certain chunks every update? Look no further!
    Looking for new players to join the Infinity Cube Server! (est. OCT, 2020) {whitelist}
    The server is a whitelisted vanilla server running on 1.21!
    Mostly experienced builders on the server, but all player types are encouraged to apply!
    Running strong since October 10th, 2020! Closing in on 4 years on the world!

    FAQ

    What is the goal of the Infinity Cube Server?

    The goal is to have fun, enjoy doing what you like in the game, and spend time making friends on the server. Mostly experienced builders are required, but all player types are welcome.

    What about updates and mods?

    The server currently runs on Minecraft version 1.21, but will update to newer versions as they are released. Chunks are reset before future updates to keep the world fresh. There are various mods installed on the server, such as TP to spawn, TP to home, Fast Leaf Decay, Dynmap, and more. Other mods are client-side and up to the player, with minimal restrictions.

    How do I join the Infinity Cube Server?

    1. Join the discord: https://discord.gg/zhb8dpXTJ3

    2. Check out the website for more information (link in discord)

    3. Fill out the application on the #smp-application channel

    Thank you for considering 🙂

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 102/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 18 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 5

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • Joker’s Block Party Minecraft Server

    Joker’s Block Party Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take the chaos and madness of the Joker movie to a whole new level! Join us as we dive deep into the world of psychological operations and social engineering, all while building epic structures and battling mobs.

    Ever wanted to experience what it’s like to descend into madness like the Joker? Well, now’s your chance! Our server is designed to make you question reality and plant false memories in your mind. Who needs therapy when you can just play Minecraft, am I right?

    Forget about societal norms and embrace the chaos! Our server is the perfect place for those who feel betrayed by society and are ready to rebel. We even have special events where we recreate scenes from the movie, complete with riots and public breakdowns. It’s like LARPing, but with creepers!

    But wait, there’s more! The government may be watching, but that just adds to the thrill. Who knows, maybe you’ll uncover some deep, dark secrets while playing on our server. Just remember, what happens in Minecraft, stays in Minecraft (unless the government is involved).

    So come join us on our Joker-inspired Minecraft server, where chaos reigns supreme and reality is just a suggestion. Trust us, it’ll be a riot! (Literally)

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 106/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Cursed Villages Purged: 4 Secret Guilds Joined: 1
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 5 Void Armor Forged: 24

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • ZeroByte Minecraft SMP Fun

    ZeroByte Minecraft SMP Fun
    Welcome to the most insane Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Our server is so advanced that we have an application with 0 bytes of size installed by default in Android 13. Yes, you heard that right – 0 bytes! It’s called the InterconnectCollectKit v. 4.0.5 and it’s so mysterious, it’s like invisible code.

    Join our server and unravel the secrets of this bizarre application. Maybe it holds the key to unlocking hidden treasures or summoning mythical creatures in the game. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you in this wacky world?

    So why should you join our Minecraft SMP? Well, where else can you find a server that defies all logic and reason like ours does? Plus, rumor has it that the InterconnectCollectKit v. 4.0.5 is actually a portal to a parallel universe where pigs can fly and diamonds rain from the sky. Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of something truly out of this world!

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 93/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 2 Lunar Scepters Activated: 10
    Towns Built: 7 Evil Lairs Raided: 4

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • Work Break Minecraft Server

    Work Break Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that understands the struggles of balancing work and family life? Look no further than our server, where we promise not to call your job a “break” like some people do!

    Join us for some epic adventures and build your dream world while taking breaks whenever you need them – because we get it, being a parent is tough work!

    Plus, rumor has it that our server is haunted by ghostly creepers who only appear during your work hours, so you better log on and protect your creations before they get blown up!

    So come on over and join us for some laughs, some fun, and maybe even a little bit of chaos – just like parenting!

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 98/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Crops Grown: 8558 Herobrine Sightings: 10
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • NoWalletNoProblemMC

    NoWalletNoProblemMC
    Looking for a Minecraft server where you won’t have to cover other players’ expenses? Look no further! Our server is a judgment-free zone where you can mine and build without worrying about your friends forgetting their wallets.

    Join us and avoid awkward situations like the one Sarah put our player through. We promise not to guilt trip you into covering someone else’s share, no matter how small the amount. Plus, with our crazy adventures and hilarious mishaps, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

    So come join us and leave your wallet at home – we’ve got you covered in the virtual world!

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 110/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 2 Phantom Horses Ridden: 1
    Teleportation Mishaps: 4 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

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  • HaxThatWork Minecraft SMP

    HaxThatWork Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the pigs ride the players and the creepers do the cha-cha slide.

    Our server is so epic that even the Ender Dragon wants to join in on the fun. Rumor has it that he’s been practicing his dance moves just to impress our players. And don’t even get us started on the villagers – they’ve formed their own boy band and are dropping a mixtape next week.

    But wait, there’s more! We have a secret life hack on our server that will blow your mind. Want to know how to make diamonds rain from the sky? Just stand on your head and sing the national anthem backwards while wearing a pumpkin on your head. Trust us, it works every time.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most hilarious server you’ve ever seen. Just be prepared for the unexpected – like when the cows start breakdancing or the zombies throw a surprise birthday party for the skeletons. It’s a wild ride, but we promise you’ll never be bored.

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 104/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1 Mimic Chests Discovered: 1
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3 Invisible Pathways Walked: 4

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • Blocky Bastards: The Movie – You Piece of Shit

    Blocky Bastards: The Movie – You Piece of Shit
    Are you tired of watching movies and thinking, “this would be so much better if someone just called someone else a piece of shit at the end”? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, we add “you piece of shit” to EVERY movie ending! Imagine the dramatic climax of Titanic, but instead of Rose letting go of Jack, she looks him in the eye and says, “you piece of shit” before pushing him into the icy waters. Or how about the ending of The Lion King, where Simba finally defeats Scar and then whispers in his ear, “you piece of shit” before throwing him off Pride Rock. Join our server for a movie experience like no other, where every ending is guaranteed to make you laugh, cry, and question your life choices. So what are you waiting for? Join now and start adding some much-needed spice to your favorite films!

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 97/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Gnome Villages Protected: 10 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2
    Curse of Binding Applied: 2 Eclipse Rings Activated: 4

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • NavyCraft Minecraft Server

    NavyCraft Minecraft Server
    come join our epic minecraft server where indian navy ships are training in iranian port but with a twist! instead of training for war, they are training to build the sickest minecraft ships you’ve ever seen! sail the high seas with your crew of navy seals and take on epic battles against sea monsters and rival pirate crews. but watch out for the kraken, he’s a real party pooper. join now for a chance to win a real life navy ship (just kidding, that’s illegal). so come on down and set sail on the most ridiculous minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 106/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Volcanoes Explored: 3 Villages Defended: 8
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3 Alternate Realities Explored: 5

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • CraftyCreeper: Biden’s Oil War

    CraftyCreeper: Biden’s Oil War
    so, like, this server is like, totally the bomb diggity, you know? like, we got all the cool stuff and the best peeps to play with.

    like, imagine this, right? you’re just mining away, minding your own business, when suddenly a herd of flying pigs swoop down and start dropping diamonds all over the place. like, what even is that?

    and, get this, our moderators are like, actual wizards. they can make your wildest dreams come true in the game. want a castle made of cake? done. want to ride a unicorn into battle? no problem.

    oh, and did i mention the secret underground disco party? yeah, we got that too. it’s like, the hottest spot in all of Minecraft.

    so, like, come join us on this epic adventure. you won’t regret it, i promise. and who knows, maybe you’ll even get to ride a rainbow llama into battle. anything is possible on this server, man.

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 94/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Alien Abductions: 3 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4 Lost Cities Unearthed: 2

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • Stinky Cube SMP: Odor-free and curated just for mature noses. Join now for a fresh and funky experience!

    Stinky Cube SMP: Odor-free and curated just for mature noses. Join now for a fresh and funky experience!

    Rotten Block SMP

    Server Type SMP (Survival Multiplayer)
    Focus Content creation, community building
    Members Niaamo, Cooltwo, CountMosquito

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    How can I apply to join Rotten Block SMP? Fill out the application form linked above and suitable applicants will be invited to our Discord for an interview.
    What is the main focus of the server? We aim to create a small community of friends with a strong focus on content creation.
    Can I watch the members’ content? Yes, you can find Niaamo, Cooltwo, and CountMosquito on YouTube.

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 90/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 69 Titanic Battles Fought: 16
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 7 Royal Decrees Issued: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • Pixel Paint – Minecraft Server

    Pixel Paint – Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination… and maybe a few creepers here and there.

    Join us for a wild ride through blocky landscapes, where you can build your dream castle, mine for diamonds, and battle it out with other players in epic PvP matches.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to secret underground dungeons filled with rare loot, mysterious portals that lead to other dimensions (watch out for the Nether, it’s a doozy), and even a hidden village of friendly villagers who trade in emeralds.

    So why join our server? Because where else can you ride a pig into battle while wearing diamond armor, build a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano, and team up with your friends to take down the Ender Dragon?

    Come on, what are you waiting for? The adventure of a lifetime awaits on our Minecraft server!

    Updated October 31, 2024

    Players: 106/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 3 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 2
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 5 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 5

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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