GFsteals4funCraft

aita, almost expired food, bed bugs, clothes, Craigslist, Facebook Marketplace, food apps, Friends, GFsteals4funCraft, Girlfriend, harmless joke, high salary, leftover food, mattress, Muffins, PHONES, poor people, saving the planet, second hand, self congratulatory, stealing, uhaul

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as cheap as my girlfriend? Look no further! Our server is all about saving the planet by reusing everything we can, just like my girlfriend does with her second-hand clothes and phones. Join us and scavenge for resources like she does on Facebook Marketplace and Craigslist – who needs diamonds when you can find them for free, am I right?

We even have a special feature where you can pick up leftover or almost expired food from restaurants and grocery stores, just like my girlfriend does. Who needs steak when you can have a muffin that’s almost expired? Plus, our community is so welcoming that you might even get called out for stealing from poor people, just like I did to my girlfriend. It’s all in good fun, right?

So come join our server and experience the thrill of living like you’re broke, even if you’re not. Who needs a fancy mansion when you can have a uhaul full of second-hand furniture? And don’t worry about bed bugs – we haven’t had any so far. Join us now and let’s save the planet, one second-hand item at a time!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

BlockNeighborLawsuit

BlockNeighborLawsuit, dog attack, dog bite, dog leash laws, dog owner liability, financial compensation, insurance coverage, lawsuit, legal action, legal responsibility, lost wages, medical bills, neighbor dispute, neighbor negligence, neighbor relationship, nerve damage, permanent damage, personal injury, property rights, trespassing, vicious dog

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, have I got the server for you! Join our server and experience the thrill of neighborly disputes taken to the next level!

Picture this: you’re peacefully building your dream house when suddenly, your neighbor’s dog attacks you! But wait, there’s more! You end up in the hospital with a serious infection, all because of a friendly visit gone wrong. And that’s just the beginning!

Join our server and immerse yourself in the chaos of neighborly drama, dog attacks, and hospital visits. Will you be the one to sue for lost wages, medical bills, and permanent damage? Only time will tell on our outrageous Minecraft server!

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the wildest adventures you never knew you needed in a Minecraft server!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

SurprisedAt30MinecraftSMP

acceptance, aging, Experience, Gratitude, gray hair, health concerns, Life Changes, Maturity, Memory Loss, Nostalgia, personal growth, perspective, Reflection, resilience, Retirement, Self Discovery, Surprise, SurprisedAt30MinecraftSMP, time passing, wisdom, wrinkles

Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to experience the ultimate virtual midlife crisis! We’ve got players building retirement homes, starting virtual businesses, and even hosting bingo nights in-game. Who knew getting older could be this much fun in Minecraft? So come join us and see what surprises await you in our wacky world of aging adventures!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

BlockPartySingle

Join our Minecraft server and find out! Our server is the ultimate place for all the single players out there looking for love…or diamonds. Who needs a partner when you have a trusty diamond sword by your side, am I right?

Our server is filled with epic quests and challenges that will make you forget all about your single status. Plus, rumor has it that the rarest ores can only be found by those flying solo. So if you’re ready to mingle with creepers and skeletons instead of potential partners, this is the server for you.

Who needs a significant other when you have a whole virtual world to conquer? Join our server now and embrace the single life like never before!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

SqueezyCraft – High Harmonic Fun

bright squeezed vacuum, coherent control, Fun, Harmonic, harmonic generation, HIGH, high-harmonic generation, laser physics, Nature Physics, nonlinear dynamics, nonlinear optics, optical engineering, optical physics, photonics, quantum coherence, quantum electrodynamics, Quantum Mechanics, quantum optics, quantum phenomena, quantum technology, squeezed states, SqueezyCraft, ultrafast science, vacuum fluctuations

so, like, imagine this Minecraft server where the mobs are all wearing party hats and the creepers explode in confetti instead of blowing stuff up. it’s like a never-ending birthday bash in the world of blocks and pixels.

you gotta join this server because the pigs can fly and the cows can breakdance. it’s a total circus of fun and craziness.

plus, there’s this secret level where you can ride on a giant chicken and battle evil llamas with laser eyes. it’s like a sci-fi fantasy dream come true.

come join the madness and let your inner blockhead run wild. it’s gonna be a blast, trust me.

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Gods Slained:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

FightMine – 1.16.5 Minecraft server

1.16.5, Active, Community, Custom, Economy, Events, Factions, FightMine, Friendly, Minecraft, Minigames, Plugins, PvP, PvPvP, Roleplay, RPG, Server, Survival, Vanilla

The owner of the “FightMine – 1.16.5” server has not yet added a description. This Minecraft server is very different from other servers, but not like the others.

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Holy Grails Found:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Nude Creeper Minecraft Server

2007, character creation, Character customization, creeper, emotionally invested, FANTASY, Female Characters, gaming memories, Huge Tits, immersive experience, Minecraft, modding community, Nostalgia, Nude, nude mod, oblivion, PC Gaming, role playing, RPG, Server, Swinging, Throwback, video games, virtual worlds

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we bring back the nostalgia of the good ol’ days when nude mods were all the rage! Imagine creating your character with “in depth” customization options, only to be shocked by the ridiculously huge swinging tits that would make Oblivion blush. Join us for a wild ride as we bring back the hilarity and absurdity of gaming in 2007(ish). Who needs realistic graphics when you can have characters with physics-defying body parts? Join now for a truly unforgettable Minecraft experience that will have you laughing for days!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	33	Wilderness Tamed:	20

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Cock Smell Minecraft SMP

body odor, Cock, cocksmell, Curiosity, fetish, hygiene, intimate discovery, Minecraft, musky smell, olfactory senses, personal experience, pheromones, scent attraction, SELF AWARENESS, self pleasure, self-acceptance, self-exploration, sexual arousal, sexual desire, smell, smp, sniffing, taboo, unique scent

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is building a dirt house and taming a few wolves? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to experience the ultimate in wacky adventures!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy challenges, hilarious pranks, and unexpected twists and turns. Our community is full of quirky characters who will keep you on your toes and laughing until your sides hurt.

But that’s not all! Our server is also known for its unique scent-based gameplay. That’s right, we encourage all players to embrace their inner scent connoisseur and sniff out the best aromas in the game. Whether it’s the sweet musk of a freshly mined diamond or the pungent aroma of a creeper explosion, there’s no shortage of delightful scents to discover.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our one-of-a-kind Minecraft SMP and experience the intoxicating world of cocksmell like never before. Trust us, you won’t be able to stop sniffing!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	6

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

DivorceCraft Minecraft Server

abandonment, Boundaries, couch surfing, Divorce, DivorceCraft, Drama, Emotional support, family, financial support, fresh start, guilt tripping, lost puppy, Marriage, Minecraft, mother figure, mutual friends, Peace, Respect, RESPONSIBILITY, selfish, Server, sibling, suffocation

Looking for a Minecraft server that understands boundaries? Look no further than our server! We won’t let your brother Jake move in and disrupt your virtual life like he did in real life. Our server is all about building, exploring, and having a good time without any family drama.

Join us and escape the chaos of real life by building your dream world in Minecraft. No more guilt-tripping family members or suffocating emotional reliance here – just pure fun and creativity. Plus, we have a strict no-couch-surfing policy, so you won’t have to worry about your brother crashing on your virtual couch either.

So come join us on our server and leave all the real-life drama behind. Who needs family drama when you can have a blast building epic structures and exploring new worlds? Trust us, it’s way more fun than dealing with a brother who can’t take a hint.

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

CheaterBustersMC

academic integrity, CheaterBustersMC, Cheating, consequences, CURVE, Decision making, Dilemma, education, Ethics, Exam, Fairness, Grades, Honesty, Integrity, Professor, Report, RESPONSIBILITY, Selfishness, STUDENT, test, University

Are you tired of getting wrecked in exams while others cheat their way to the top? Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where cheating is not only allowed, but encouraged!

Imagine a world where you can look up answers in-game while taking a test, just like that guy in university did. No need to study for days, just hop on our server and cheat your way to a 99 every time!

But wait, there’s more! Not only can you cheat your way to the top, but you can also anonymously report other players for cheating, just like in real life. Be selfish and look out for yourself, because on our server, it’s every man for himself!

So if you’re tired of playing by the rules and getting mediocre grades, join our Minecraft server and cheat your way to success! Remember, it’s not cheating if everyone’s doing it. 😉

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

SwearWordSMP – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where you can’t even say your favorite swear word without getting banned? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the place for you!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and of course, plenty of opportunities to drop your favorite swear word without any consequences.

Our server is so insane that even the creepers are afraid to blow up because they know they can’t handle the level of chaos we bring. So come join us and let loose your inner potty mouth in the most epic way possible!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Astral Projections Made:	1	Gods Slained:	2

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

CraftyCrushesMC

Actor, actress, Admiration, attractive, celebrity crush, CraftyCrushesMC, Crush, dreamy, FAMOUS, FANTASY, heartthrob, Hollywood, Idol, infatuation, movie star, musician, Obsession, pop culture, Role Model, Singer, star

Are you tired of building virtual relationships with pixelated villagers? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, your celebrity crush could be your next-door neighbor! That’s right, we have a special plugin that brings your wildest fantasies to life in blocky form. Imagine going on a date with Ryan Gosling or having a slumber party with Beyoncé – anything is possible on our server! So why settle for Steve when you could be living the virtual dream with your favorite celeb? Join now and start living your best virtual life!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	25
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

BeirutBoomCraft

Beirut, Beirut blasts, beirut explosion, BeirutBoomCraft, breaking news, Conflict, Crisis, Destruction, devastation, emergency response, explosions, Humanitarian Aid, international news, Israeli air strikes, Israeli airstrikes, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, Middle East crisis, Tragedy, violence, war zone

Yo, you gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz like, there are massive blasts happenin’ all the time! It’s like Beirut up in here, but with blocky explosions and stuff. Israeli air strikes be droppin’ bombs left and right, makin’ the whole server shake like a polaroid picture. You gotta be quick on your feet and build bomb shelters like your life depends on it, cuz it totally does. Join now for the thrill of a lifetime and see if you can survive the chaos!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Trans Men Menstruation Madness

cream, Gel, gender affirming care, Gender Identity, health disparities, hormone administration, hormone levels, hormone replacement therapy, hormone side effects, hormone therapy, hormone treatment, Injection, LGBTQ, madness, Medical research, Men, menstrual cycle, menstruation, TESTOSTERONE, Trans, trans men, Transgender, transgender health

come join our epic minecraft server where the hormones are wild and the menstruation is even wilder! we got trans men using testosterone gel or cream and still getting their period like it’s nobody’s business. it’s like a hormonal rollercoaster up in here! join now for a chance to witness the most bizarre menstruation moments in minecraft history. who needs regular gameplay when you can have hormone therapy drama instead? it’s a real game-changer, literally. don’t miss out on the craziest server experience of your life!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Villages Defended:	17	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Dimension Hops:	11

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Flood >USA Minecraft Server

1 like 1 prayer, caught off guard, climate change, community support, Corruption, disaster relief, Donate, emergency response, environmental crisis, Flood, global warming, gtUSA, Humanitarian Aid, impossible to predict, Incompetence, low iq people, Minecraft, mothernature, natural disaster, plastic pollution, Server, thirdie, Usa

Welcome to the most chaotic and unpredictable Minecraft server out there! Join us as we navigate through floods caused by mother nature going crazy due to global warming. But don’t worry, for every donation made, you’ll be helping us combat the floods and save our virtual world!

Our server is filled with thirdies causing floods left and right, blaming it on corruption, incompetence, and low IQ people. But hey, who needs logic when you can just blame it on plastic users, right?

So come join us on this wild ride where you never know what’s going to happen next! Will we survive the floods? Will we defeat the thirdies? Only one way to find out – join our server now!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Haha I Hate Myself Minecraft SMP

51.81.62.131, desuarchive, Groups, habits, haha, hate, ihatemyself, io, Map, Mega, Minecraft, posscraft, posshouse, roadkill, smp, Steam, steamcommunity, Tag, tagmap, Thread, Trash

Are you tired of boring Minecraft SMPs with no excitement or chaos? Well, look no further because our server is the epitome of madness and hilarity! Join us for a wild ride filled with insane shenanigans and ridiculous adventures.

Ever wanted to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a chicken suit? Well, on our server, that’s just a typical Tuesday! We have a thriving community of players who love to push the boundaries of what’s possible in Minecraft. From building giant statues of potatoes to organizing epic PvP battles with nothing but fishing rods, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats and a rollercoaster that goes through a volcano. And did we mention the dance parties in the Nether? Trust us, you won’t find a more ridiculous and entertaining Minecraft SMP anywhere else.

So why wait? Join us now and become part of the craziest Minecraft community out there. Just make sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Runes Activated:	6

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.