Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as cheap as my girlfriend? Look no further! Our server is all about saving the planet by reusing everything we can, just like my girlfriend does with her second-hand clothes and phones. Join us and scavenge for resources like she does on Facebook Marketplace and Craigslist – who needs diamonds when you can find them for free, am I right?

We even have a special feature where you can pick up leftover or almost expired food from restaurants and grocery stores, just like my girlfriend does. Who needs steak when you can have a muffin that’s almost expired? Plus, our community is so welcoming that you might even get called out for stealing from poor people, just like I did to my girlfriend. It’s all in good fun, right?

So come join our server and experience the thrill of living like you’re broke, even if you’re not. Who needs a fancy mansion when you can have a uhaul full of second-hand furniture? And don’t worry about bed bugs – we haven’t had any so far. Join us now and let’s save the planet, one second-hand item at a time!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players: 108/200 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found: 7 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3
Love Letters Sent: 17 Endless Night Skies: 2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • SodaCraft: Coca Cola & Pepsi Mix

    SodaCraft: Coca Cola & Pepsi Mix
    Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that make you fall asleep faster than a sloth on a Sunday afternoon? Well, do I have the server for you! Imagine a world where Coca Cola and Pepsi had a baby and that baby was a Minecraft server. That’s right, this server is the soft drink we never knew we wanted!

    Join us for epic adventures where you can ride on flying llamas, battle evil chickens with laser eyes, and build a house made entirely out of cheese. Trust me, you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper breakdance to dubstep music while wearing a top hat.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server has a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players can access. Dance the night away with skeletons and zombies who have surprisingly good rhythm.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the most insane, hilarious, and downright wacky Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Don’t miss out on the fun, or you’ll regret it more than eating a whole jar of pickles before bed. Let’s get this party started, baby!

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 101/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Runes Activated: 3 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 2 Magic Items Found: 7673

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • Alysia: Where vanilla meets modded, like peanut butter on pizza! 16+ Server with a sprinkle of rainbows and a dash of streamer love! BETA ending soon!

    Alysia: Where vanilla meets modded, like peanut butter on pizza! 16+ Server with a sprinkle of rainbows and a dash of streamer love! BETA ending soon!

    Alysia SMP Overview

    Alysia SMP aims to be an LGBTQ+ friendly survival vanilla+ multiplayer community devoted to having fun together. We’re focused on player communication and having a player-driven server with various mods to enhance the gameplay experience.

    Features
    Proximity voice chat
    Farmer’s delight (Alongside other cooking mods)
    Small content updates
    QoL mods like Jade and JEI

    Our server is whitelist only to ensure all players are here for the right reasons. Join us at smp.alysia.online (Discord link)

    FAQ

    Question Answer
    Is the server LGBTQ+ friendly? Yes, Alysia SMP is an LGBTQ+ friendly community.
    How many players are usually online? There are typically 5-10 players online at a time from various timezones.
    Are there community-driven events? Yes, the server is player-driven with community events and projects.
    Can I join solo or with a small group? Yes, there is always space for solo players or small groups to join.

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 95/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 8 Hidden Passages Discovered: 2
    Falling into the Void: 3 Villages Defended: 18

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • Redstone Revolution Minecraft Server

    Redstone Revolution Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you just build and mine all day? Well, look no further because on our server, The Communist Party of China is making all your wildest dreams come true!

    Join us and witness the epic remake of Assassins Creed 2 and the long-awaited release of Rayman 4, all thanks to the power of Marxism-Leninism and the science of the revolution. Say goodbye to the monopoly of western liberals and Japanese imperialists because on our server, Chinese capital reigns supreme!

    But that’s not all, folks! With the acquisition of Ubisoft by Chinese capital, we are ushering in a new era of gaming where Mao Zedong Thought and the mass line are the driving forces behind every pixel. So come on, shout out loud with fervent emotion and sing out loud with fervent emotion as we bask in the eternal glory of the great proletarian cultural revolution!

    Join us now and be a part of history in the making. Who knew that a Minecraft server could be so revolutionary?

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 106/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Endless Night Skies: 1 Alien Abductions: 3
    Volcanoes Explored: 3 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • Low IQ Minecraft SMP Physics Expert

    Low IQ Minecraft SMP Physics Expert
    Are you tired of trying to understand the complexities of physics? Are equations and formulas making your brain hurt? Well, have no fear because our Minecraft SMP is the perfect escape for you! Join us and leave all that brain-busting physics behind. Instead, you can focus on building epic structures, exploring vast landscapes, and fighting off creepers with your trusty diamond sword. Who needs physics when you have the power of creativity and imagination at your fingertips? Join us now and say goodbye to those pesky equations forever!

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 110/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2 Divine Spears Created: 24
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 19 Mythical Swords Crafted: 87

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • PretendCraft – Fake Fun Zone

    PretendCraft – Fake Fun Zone
    Have you ever heard of people pretending to enjoy eating raw onions like apples? Well, that’s exactly the kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll find on our Minecraft server! We promise you’ll never have a dull moment as you navigate through our virtual world filled with flying pigs, dancing llamas, and talking creepers. Join us if you’re ready to experience the ultimate blend of chaos and hilarity in the Minecraft universe!

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 107/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Curse of Binding Applied: 5 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 1 Phantom Horses Ridden: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • YemenCraft: Houthi Strike’n’Fight

    YemenCraft: Houthi Strike’n’Fight
    lol, forget about that drama, come join our epic minecraft server where we launch airstrikes of FUN on boring gameplay! our fighter jets and ships are actually flying pigs and dolphins, and we use them to bomb the heck out of those pesky creepers and zombies. join us for a wild ride through blocky chaos and madness, where the only rule is to have a blast! trust us, you won’t find this kind of insanity anywhere else. so grab your pickaxe and get ready to conquer the craziest minecraft server out there!

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 106/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Whispering Caves Entered: 5 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 9
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 1 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • Artemis: Where the pigs are always causing drama and the creepers are the real MVPs

    Artemis: Where the pigs are always causing drama and the creepers are the real MVPs

    Welcome to Artemis SMP Server

    Season Information and Quality of Life Changes:

    Feature Description
    Chaos A custom Paper fork with optimizations.
    Server IP artemis.rip
    Minecraft Version 1.21.1 Java (Bedrock unsupported)
    Online Server Map Available
    Full Server Backups Includes full rollback support
    Anti-Cheat Includes anti-xray

    Technical Hardware Information:

    Detail Description
    Location Kansas City, MO, USA
    Internet Dedicated 5gb download/upload w/optimized TCP stack
    Specs Intel i9-14900KF (Pinned to @ 6.10GHz), 32gb RAM

    Apply for Season 4:

    Apply Here

    For more information and features, join our Discord server and visit the #info and #rules channels.

    We look forward to having you on the server!

    Frequently Asked Questions:

    Q: Is this server fully vanilla?

    A: Yes, Artemis SMP server maintains 100% vanilla parity while offering performance optimizations.

    Q: Are there paid ranks or perks available on this server?

    A: No, there is no store, paid ranks, or pay-to-win mechanics on this server.

    Q: What is the render distance on Artemis SMP?

    A: The render distance is set to 20+ chunks, providing clear visibility far out.

    Q: How can I apply for Season 4?

    A: You can apply by visiting the Discord server linked above and following instructions in the #apply channel.

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 108/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Void Armor Forged: 26 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3
    Mineshafts Explored: 1 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • Holy Vatican Minecraft Server

    Holy Vatican Minecraft Server
    Once upon a time, in a pixelated land far, far away, there existed a Minecraft server so epic that even the creepers were shaking in their square pants. Legend has it that this server was created by a team of highly caffeinated monkeys who had a passion for building virtual worlds and causing chaos.

    On this server, you can ride pigs into battle, tame dragons as your loyal steeds, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. The community is filled with wizards, warriors, and even a few llamas who have mastered the art of llama-fu.

    But beware, for this server is not for the faint of heart. The mobs are more ruthless than a pack of hungry wolves, and the terrain is more treacherous than a parkour course designed by a deranged leprechaun.

    So why should you join this insane Minecraft server, you ask? Well, for starters, where else can you find a village populated entirely by talking chickens? Or a secret underground disco where the zombies bust out their best Thriller dance moves?

    Join us, brave adventurer, and prepare for a journey unlike any other. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity. Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter!

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 93/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Epic Quests Completed: 19 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 12 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • SMP – Minecraft SMP – Fluffy Llama Gang

    SMP – Minecraft SMP – Fluffy Llama Gang
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we take the term “building blocks” to a whole new level! Join us for a wild ride filled with more kinks and depravity than you can shake a pickaxe at. Our server is like F-List, but with creepers and endermen instead of roleplaying partners.

    Create your character profile and find like-minded players to roleplay with in our webchat. Explore group forums and unleash your wildest fantasies in a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the server rules, but who reads those anyway?).

    Need a break from mining and crafting? Check out our live status tracker to see if anyone is stirring up drama in the community. Or use our filtered ads to find someone who shares your obscure fetish for building giant statues of Steve out of dirt blocks.

    Join us for a truly unique Minecraft experience that will have you saying, “I never knew I needed to roleplay as a blocky zombie pigman until now.” Don’t miss out on the fun – come build, explore, and roleplay with us today!

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 91/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Talking Trees Consulted: 1 Dragon Eggs Found: 590
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 Astral Orbs Gathered: 14

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • BrotherlyBlunderMC

    BrotherlyBlunderMC
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where drama unfolds just like in a soap opera! Join us for a wild ride filled with family feuds, overseas vacations, and heated arguments over custody battles.

    Experience the thrill of navigating through complex family dynamics as you build your virtual world. Will you side with Rose and her desire for a luxurious vacation, or will you support Oliver’s mom and her concerns about safety in France?

    But beware, tensions run high on our server, and one wrong move could lead to divorce threats and family rifts. Choose your alliances wisely and remember, in this world, drama is always on the menu.

    So why wait? Join our server now and immerse yourself in a world where family drama meets Minecraft madness. Who knows, you might just find yourself caught in the middle of a virtual soap opera unlike any other.

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 101/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Potions Brewed: 183 Volcanoes Explored: 3
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Magic Wands Crafted: 22

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • FavFactMinecraftSMP

    FavFactMinecraftSMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe! Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, have dance parties with creepers, and mine diamonds while riding a rollercoaster made of TNT! Plus, rumor has it that our server is actually haunted by a ghostly chicken who will trade you enchanted items for your soul. So what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the madness for yourself!

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 100/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Mythical Relics Collected: 8 Astral Amulets Crafted: 25
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • BlockBashCraft

    BlockBashCraft
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate adrenaline rush!

    Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens that shoot fireballs from their beaks! Or how about exploring a secret underground dungeon filled with zombie villagers who breakdance while attacking you?

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the world’s largest lava parkour course where you can test your parkour skills while dodging flaming arrows shot by skeleton archers riding on top of flying pigs.

    So if you’re ready for a Minecraft experience like no other, join us and prepare to get injured in the most bizarre and hilarious ways possible!

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 95/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 10 Cursed Villages Purged: 2
    Zombie Dances: 10 Demon Skulls Collected: 14

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • CraftyUkrainians

    CraftyUkrainians
    Yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no spice? Well, do I have the server for you! Join our server for the most epic battles and crazy adventures you’ll ever experience in Minecraft!

    Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret. Our server is actually run by a group of Ukrainian FEMEN activists who are tired of being silenced by Russian and Iranian drones. They’ve taken matters into their own hands and created the most badass Minecraft server out there!

    Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, you’re ambushed by a group of Iranian drones! But fear not, because the FEMEN activists are there to save the day with their epic rally in front of the Iranian Embassy in Kyiv. Join the fight and show those drones who’s boss!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now for a wild ride filled with crazy battles, epic adventures, and maybe even a few Ukrainian activists fighting against injustice. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 100/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Buildings Constructed: 5 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 14 Endless Staircases Climbed: 3

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • Eggcellent Adventures

    Eggcellent Adventures
    are you tired of boring old minecraft servers where all you do is mine and craft? come join our server where the hard-boiled eggs are the real stars of the show!

    imagine a world where every block you break reveals a delicious hard-boiled egg waiting for you to devour. our server is like a never-ending easter egg hunt, but instead of candy, you get protein-packed goodness!

    but that’s not all, folks. our server is also home to the legendary Egg King, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of the perfect hard-boiled egg. rumor has it that if you can find him and present him with the ultimate egg, he will grant you three wishes.

    so what are you waiting for? join our egg-citing server today and embark on the adventure of a lifetime. who knows, you might just crack the code to egg-cellence!

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 107/100 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Unicorn Sightings: 0 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 4 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • Home Office Happiness

    Home Office Happiness
    yo yo yo come join dis minecraft server where we be breakin’ down dem gender and well-being disparities like nobody’s business. if ya work from home in chile, dis da place to be, cuz we got dem crazy results showin’ dat workin’ from home be increasin’ job satisfaction for dem employees wit no kids, dem wit kids aged 6-17, and dem in uncrowded homes. but watch out, single workers might experience a decline in mental health, so bring yo friends along for da ride! we be buildin’, survivin’, and causin’ chaos like there’s no tomorrow. come join us and let’s get craaazy!

    Updated October 30, 2024

    Players: 97/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 60 Crops Grown: 8750
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 4 Whispering Shadows Heard: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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