Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as cheap as my girlfriend? Look no further! Our server is all about saving the planet by reusing everything we can, just like my girlfriend does with her second-hand clothes and phones. Join us and scavenge for resources like she does on Facebook Marketplace and Craigslist – who needs diamonds when you can find them for free, am I right?

We even have a special feature where you can pick up leftover or almost expired food from restaurants and grocery stores, just like my girlfriend does. Who needs steak when you can have a muffin that’s almost expired? Plus, our community is so welcoming that you might even get called out for stealing from poor people, just like I did to my girlfriend. It’s all in good fun, right?

So come join our server and experience the thrill of living like you’re broke, even if you’re not. Who needs a fancy mansion when you can have a uhaul full of second-hand furniture? And don’t worry about bed bugs – we haven’t had any so far. Join us now and let’s save the planet, one second-hand item at a time!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 105/900 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed: 5 Living Statues Befriended: 3
Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 13
Alternate Realities Explored: 4 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0
Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3 Legendary Scepters Created: 6
Paranormal Events Investigated: 1 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 20

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • CraftyClimateCrisis

    CraftyClimateCrisis
    lol so like, u know how everyone is like freaking out about climate change and stuff? well, this server is like the opposite of that! we are all about overshooting that 1.5C limit and causing some serious irreversible climate impact! join us for some crazy weather patterns, like raining lava and snowing fireballs! who needs a stable environment anyway? come on, you know you wanna see the world burn (literally)! plus, we have a secret underground bunker where you can hide from the chaos and plot your world domination. it’s gonna be a blast, literally! so come join us and let’s destroy the planet together! #climatechangeisntreal #apocalypseparty

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 95/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 8 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 2 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 3 Horror Stories Survived: 3
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 Orbs of Power Found: 10

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • Hydrogen Haven: Green Energy Fun

    Hydrogen Haven: Green Energy Fun
    join dis epic minecraft server where we generate hydrogen like it’s nobody’s business. we got rid of all da carbon dioxide so now we can breathe easy and party hard. come build your own hydrogen-powered castle and rule over the land like a green energy king. plus, we have flying pigs and dancing llamas. what more could you want? come join us and let’s save the planet one block at a time!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 106/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Magical Moments Shared: 30 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 15
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 2
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Wailing Winds Heard: 3
    Falling into the Void: 2 Blood Moons Survived: 2
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 2 Hidden Passages Discovered: 6

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • Czechoslovakia Minecraft Server

    Czechoslovakia Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as outdated as the idea of Czechoslovakia still being a thing? Well, look no further because our server is as fresh and exciting as a llama wearing a top hat! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, insane builds, and more memes than you can shake a diamond sword at. Plus, rumor has it that Herobrine himself hangs out here on weekends, just to spice things up. So why wait? Join now and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 103/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3
    Alternate Realities Explored: 5 Secret Libraries Discovered: 5
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 3 Invisible Walls Found: 1
    Endless Legions Commanded: 40 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 8
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 20 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • Minecraft SMP: /dft/ – Discord Fappy Talky

    Minecraft SMP: /dft/ – Discord Fappy Talky
    Welcome to the most wild and wacky Minecraft SMP out there – /dft/! This server is not for the faint of heart, as we encourage players to post their weirdest fetishes in the chat while simultaneously jerking off in-game.

    But wait, there’s more! Joining /dft/ is like stepping into a whole new world of insanity. Rumor has it that the server is haunted by a group of ghostly creepers who only explode when you least expect it. And don’t even get us started on the secret underground dungeon filled with diamond-encrusted dildos.

    So why should you join /dft/? Well, where else can you find a community of players who are just as kinky and crazy as you are? Plus, who doesn’t love a little bit of chaos while building their dream Minecraft world?

    Come join us on /dft/ – where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your internet connection).

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 96/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 22 Demonic Pacts Formed: 1
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 7 Secret Libraries Discovered: 2
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 12 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4
    Royal Decrees Issued: 0 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 7
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 6 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • BroBroCraft Minecraft Server

    BroBroCraft Minecraft Server
    Hey there, fellow Minecraft enthusiasts! Are you tired of boring servers where you don’t get anything in return for your hard work? Well, look no further because on our server, we believe in rewarding our players for their time and effort!

    Join us and experience the thrill of building your own empire, battling fierce mobs, and exploring mysterious dungeons. But wait, there’s more! On our server, we have a special feature where you can earn real-life money for every block you mine. That’s right, you heard it here first!

    So why waste your time on other servers when you can join us and make bank while having a blast? Don’t let your brother guilt trip you into working for free, come join our server and let your Minecraft dreams come true! #NotYourAverageMinecraftServer

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 110/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 3676 Celestial Events Witnessed: 4
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 2 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 5
    Alternate Realities Explored: 5 Chaos Gates Opened: 3
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 1 Blood Moons Survived: 0
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 3 Invisible Walls Found: 1

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

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  • BrotherlyLoveCraft

    BrotherlyLoveCraft
    Are you tired of your little brother stealing your thunder? Do you want to propose to your girlfriend without feeling like a copycat? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

    Join us for a world where proposals are a thing of the past and the only thing you’ll be proposing is building the most epic structures with your friends. No more worrying about who proposed first, because on our server, every block you place is a declaration of love (for Minecraft, of course).

    Don’t let sibling rivalry get in the way of your crafting dreams. Join our server today and show your brother who the real Minecraft master is! Who needs a ring when you have diamond armor, right?

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 93/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 8
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2 Omnipotent Charms Created: 4
    Royal Decrees Issued: 1 Arcane Towers Raised: 2
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3 Dragon Scales Harvested: 437
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 4 Epic Mounts Acquired: 2

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • StereotypeSteve Minecraft SMP

    StereotypeSteve Minecraft SMP
    Are you a builder, a redstone genius, or a creeper whisperer? No matter what stereotype you fall into, our Minecraft SMP has a spot for you! Join us for epic adventures, crazy pranks, and a community of players who are just as wacky as you are.

    We’ve got a secret underground base filled with diamonds, a rollercoaster that goes through the Nether, and a pet chicken named Sir Clucks-a-lot who rules over the land with an iron beak. Plus, rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is actually just a misunderstood creature who really just wants a hug.

    So come on over and join us for a wild ride of laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of TNT shenanigans. Who knows, you might just find your new Minecraft family here!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 109/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Secret Passages Found: 6 Potions Brewed: 187
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 4 Powerful Allies Recruited: 8
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 5 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Legendary Titles Earned: 2 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 6

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • BestieBonkCraft

    BestieBonkCraft
    Have you ever wanted to join a Minecraft server where sleeping with your best friend is not only encouraged, but celebrated? Well, look no further because on our server, we have a special “Best Friend Bonanza” event where players can team up with their besties and conquer the virtual world together in ways you never thought possible. From building epic fortresses to embarking on wild adventures, the possibilities are endless when you have your best friend by your side. So come join us and see what kind of crazy shenanigans you and your bestie can get into!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 96/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 5 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 10 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 4 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 4 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • TankShellCraft

    TankShellCraft
    LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we have tanks shooting tank shells but don’t worry, it’s all in good fun! Watch out for those pesky UNIFIL forces trying to ruin our blocky paradise, but don’t worry, we’ll protect you with our diamond swords and enchanted armor. Plus, if you join now, you’ll get a free pet creeper that explodes on command! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s blow up some blocks together!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 95/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 3 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1
    Pirate Ships Captured: 2 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 4
    Star Shards Collected: 209 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 3 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 17 Divine Spears Created: 13

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • Teen Wellbeing Friends Server

    Teen Wellbeing Friends Server
    so like, u know how important friends r when ur a teen? well dis server is like the key to ur future well-being, bro. like, if u join dis server, u gonna make so many friends dat ur gonna be set for life. like, u gotta be 13-14 to get dat general social acceptance boost, but if ur 17-18, u need a close circle of friends, and dis server got u covered, fam. join now and secure ur future happiness, cuz friends r da real MVPs, yo.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 102/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Love Letters Sent: 17 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 11 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 3
    Dimension Hops: 12 Zombie Dances: 8
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 7965
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1 Fairy Circles Danced In: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • HurricaneSteel’s Anarchic Vanilla Adventure – No strings attached!

    HurricaneSteel’s Anarchic Vanilla Adventure – No strings attached!

    Minecraft Server Overview

    Version 1.21.1
    Server Type Free Roam
    Platform Paper
    Rules No rules, but behave nicely
    Availability 24/7, open to public
    Admin Recruitment Can recruit admins to keep it friendly if needed/wanted

    FAQ

    Q: Can I hack on the server?

    A: Preferably no hacking allowed on the server.

    Q: How often is the server monitored by admins?

    A: The server owner may not be on often due to work commitments, but admins may be recruited to help monitor the server.

    Q: What is the server IP to join?

    A: The server IP is 108.181.241.178:25569

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 93/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Towns Built: 8 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 1
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 52 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 2
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 1
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3 Astral Mages Summoned: 3
    Mythical Quests Completed: 32 Eerie Music Discs Played: 4

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

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  • Crafty Blocks – Minecraft Server

    Crafty Blocks – Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most bonkers place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

    Join us and you’ll be greeted by a welcoming committee of dancing chickens and exploding creepers. Our spawn point is a giant disco ball made entirely out of diamond blocks, because why not? And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret underground lair filled with treasure and llamas wearing top hats.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon’s cousin, the Disco Dragon. This funky fella loves to boogie down and will challenge you to a dance-off for epic loot. And rumor has it that if you defeat him, you’ll be granted the power to shoot rainbow lasers from your eyes. How cool is that?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 96/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2 Buildings Constructed: 30
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 5 Cursed Swords Broken: 3
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 45
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Divine Relics Bestowed: 5
    Royal Decrees Issued: 5 Celestial Gardens Planted: 8

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • Fear Europe Minecraft SMP

    Fear Europe Minecraft SMP
    because the most chaotic Minecraft SMP is here to shake things up! Join our server if you dare to face off against a group of players who are so skilled at building, they once created a replica of the Eiffel Tower using only dirt blocks and chicken feathers. But beware, our community is also known for their mischievous pranks, like the time they turned the entire spawn area into a giant maze filled with exploding sheep. So if you think you have what it takes to survive in this wild and wacky world, come join us and see if you can make it out alive (and with your sanity intact)!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 94/900 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 8 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 4
    Pirate Ships Raided: 3 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 2 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 6 Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 0
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 2 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • StepmomNotAnIncentive Minecraft Server

    StepmomNotAnIncentive Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama is taken to a whole new level! Join us if you want to escape the craziness of real life and dive into a world where changing your name is as easy as crafting a diamond sword.

    Imagine a world where stepmoms try to convince you to change your name as a Christmas gift, where babysitters are hired just to make you love them, and where being called “spoiled and bratty” is just another day in the blocky paradise.

    So come on in and join our server, where the only drama you’ll find is trying to decide which block to build your next masterpiece with! Just remember, in this world, you can be whoever you want to be, even if your stepmom disagrees.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 106/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 1 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 12 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 10
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 15
    Demon Skulls Collected: 12 Meteorites Collected: 0
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 12 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 5

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • BabysitBrosSILBILAITA

    BabysitBrosSILBILAITA
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama meets fertility treatments!

    Are you tired of being asked to babysit your nieces and nephews every few months while trying to start your own family? Look no further, because on our server, you can escape the real world and focus on building your dream virtual family instead!

    Join us for outrageous adventures, like dodging last-minute doctor appointments and navigating rocky family relationships. Plus, earn virtual currency by completing fertility treatments and IVF procedures!

    And don’t worry about being approached as a couple to babysit – on our server, we only ask your Minecraft character directly. Because who needs real-life communication skills when you can just send a message in the game?

    So come on down to our server and leave the real world drama behind. Who needs flights paid for when you can teleport in Minecraft? Join now and let the chaos begin!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 90/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 14
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 14 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 2 Cosmic Pies Baked: 5
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 25 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 4
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 4 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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