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Players: | 102/300 | Votes: | 1863 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Magical Frogs Kissed: | 7 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 1637 |
Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 14 |
Pirate Ships Raided: | 2 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 |
Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 30 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 28 |
Gryphons Tamed: | 4 | Meteorites Collected: | 1 |
Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 3 |
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 5 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 5 |
We promise not to guilt trip you for prioritizing sleep over seeing your significant other after a long shift. Our server is a judgment-free zone where you can play at your own pace without feeling like the bad guy.
Plus, rumor has it that our virtual relationships are drama-free and always convenient. No more late-night calls asking if you’re coming over – just pure, uninterrupted gaming bliss.
So join us now and leave the relationship drama behind. After all, who needs real love when you have the love of Minecraft?