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Players: | 93/400 | Votes: | 4109 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Volcanoes Explored: | 3 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 |
New Chunks Explored: | 500466 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 2 |
Endless Mazes Conquered: | 4 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 2 |
Mythical Relics Collected: | 20 | Herobrine Sightings: | 6 |
Cursed Lands Purified: | 6 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 13 |
Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 1 |
Cursed Amulets Found: | 5 | Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 |
We promise not to guilt trip you for prioritizing sleep over seeing your significant other after a long shift. Our server is a judgment-free zone where you can play at your own pace without feeling like the bad guy.
Plus, rumor has it that our virtual relationships are drama-free and always convenient. No more late-night calls asking if you’re coming over – just pure, uninterrupted gaming bliss.
So join us now and leave the relationship drama behind. After all, who needs real love when you have the love of Minecraft?