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Players: | 101/500 | Votes: | 4536 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Glitched Entities Encountered: | 5 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 7 |
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 15 |
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 1 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 1 |
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 1 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 3839 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 7 |
Astral Amulets Crafted: | 16 | Dragons Tamed: | 5 |
Chimeras Created: | 3 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 1 |
We promise not to guilt trip you for prioritizing sleep over seeing your significant other after a long shift. Our server is a judgment-free zone where you can play at your own pace without feeling like the bad guy.
Plus, rumor has it that our virtual relationships are drama-free and always convenient. No more late-night calls asking if you’re coming over – just pure, uninterrupted gaming bliss.
So join us now and leave the relationship drama behind. After all, who needs real love when you have the love of Minecraft?